tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32022504783626179502024-02-20T01:42:46.794-08:00No Abominoids HereABOMINOID: contraction of abominable & humanoid.
Coined to spare the rest of the animal world from the insulting and inaccurate use of the word "animal" in reacting to a strictly human atrocious action. Think: Hannibal Lector; Vlad,The Impaler,Charles Starkweather, etc. ad nauseam, all of whom have been labeled "animal" while no known animal would ever behave as they have. So call the monsters ABOMINOIDS
instead.Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.comBlogger139125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-66656386835391821522012-05-07T02:17:00.001-07:002012-05-07T06:15:12.257-07:00Wednesday's Child is full of woe!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><br /></b>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-78428941683141249032012-04-15T04:56:00.007-07:002012-04-18T07:53:35.247-07:00Why is This Prison Look WAY fly...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizyWWz-rfbFMnpGJjZwcAqZpkTCqGGqn6hDCxg_X_gfjWMfw4OEtq3TXU3HUxUL5o7IhLiUK7m83eoJw2xlvRF_GAvIAv5VTm7gq48Jxesl1E4nosoWp_yki6nod318y80IPlzdJzaOdFQ/s1600/sagging.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 260px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 194px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5731595736454069954" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizyWWz-rfbFMnpGJjZwcAqZpkTCqGGqn6hDCxg_X_gfjWMfw4OEtq3TXU3HUxUL5o7IhLiUK7m83eoJw2xlvRF_GAvIAv5VTm7gq48Jxesl1E4nosoWp_yki6nod318y80IPlzdJzaOdFQ/s400/sagging.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="font-family:verdana;">And this one is FAIL?</span></div><br /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 161px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 353px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5731596136349700530" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8i241PuP-eGfDBtk8jVH49KK_vM6G0x2xwZzbbAW_60r4G7NRl9BA3zCRTZnir1HTNLfIFVRa9m9YmYgb48ooa9-99nY_Jd590NnfLeS2IHTvpcLLRBa0E0QNJrrU4vsV_yEthuqBS2ma/s400/ws-stripe.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-12543289389000773712012-04-02T04:38:00.006-07:002012-04-05T05:17:00.759-07:00A Test of a True ConservativeIf you can view these pictures of our unspeakable waste without weeping and gnashing of teeth you are NOT a True Conservative.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />LIBYA abandoned<br /><br /><br /><p><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 401px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 166px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5726768334346169202" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbSpFgx_Xy4Wqt1BvvKSWkcH8lOV2G6rxln-kFZYH1MMXBZ_AWYbomS7gkMUoPgzUclDRGyNeDr3RRP-miz8082DDHJEww3f_HF3fJbHPvWY-cP27Dmf9_va1E7xGaslmmLF-KU2zWi7mw/s400/r-LIBYA-WEAPONS-large570.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />USA bone yard<br /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 401px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 334px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5726767889114773538" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBMSWtCHj0vnhXlkN_zCKTwDupm4WpbV6mczRgw3ntlpJM8meHZH3OOtzgfYjWxxiMqFqQd5v24QMb1IUdfTs0nYE1fBjYcvzdqZO6cwUKVUONcJaiQwkahzAk7ER-dSSh8Xj4mI87BV23/s400/boneyard-450x374.jpg" /><br /><br /></p><br /><br />IRAQ abandoned<br /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 156px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5726767382470264418" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnd3rOfAcAG6cQCel_Y_eJ0ZRQzVw-5cijO5ZzqwPV1UfW8qGcPuNcPLGpejbWgSovDsUBp7DGh9MnylZQURReSAlFabaMiQPHTb-HAOn10b63hdkGgGBnP9JQNb7FTldHP9Ltu-LCkg_Z/s400/r-IRAQ-GIVEAWAY-US-MILITARY-DRAWDOWN-huge.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-47204906141473061692012-03-25T16:08:00.006-07:002012-03-26T08:59:23.451-07:00Or So I've Been Told"All I know, all any of us know, is what we are told."<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj62GdzMwQMZbG_KeK32MuqLWb0Okf1-ujrsDOaMRimI5ktWYjYAn-wvW21UORADHqQaOom2poS1aXZib_0tCUPkEkaUi7Bb9sgYQt3Z2Ifk_VEPpUHeJur9eHieKw0bcxd54axP7zwqUrU/s1600/O+small.png"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 42px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 49px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5723976038422318898" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj62GdzMwQMZbG_KeK32MuqLWb0Okf1-ujrsDOaMRimI5ktWYjYAn-wvW21UORADHqQaOom2poS1aXZib_0tCUPkEkaUi7Bb9sgYQt3Z2Ifk_VEPpUHeJur9eHieKw0bcxd54axP7zwqUrU/s400/O+small.png" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhffBErUQ9v1hRPusNROvcf0pbBQyKDXtIq7g5MVYUrfTT82uFjIJX17bdJUHhcLkwTV_9sJ2vZlXEM5dK5lLlE1D5G2HckJ76s5d0U3dXLdgsMv35tyFSYDyVzimIyTEJMq80bpxCB7F8d/s1600/M+small.png"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 58px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 46px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5723976785004272770" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhffBErUQ9v1hRPusNROvcf0pbBQyKDXtIq7g5MVYUrfTT82uFjIJX17bdJUHhcLkwTV_9sJ2vZlXEM5dK5lLlE1D5G2HckJ76s5d0U3dXLdgsMv35tyFSYDyVzimIyTEJMq80bpxCB7F8d/s400/M+small.png" /></a><br /><br />(OM)<br /><br />I am told: E=mc2<br /><br /><br />I am told: The world was created in 7 days.<br /><br /><br />I am told: There are 8 Planets in the Solar System.<br /><br /><br />I am told: I may be reincarnated as a gnat.<br /><br /><br />I am told: Neanderthal made tools and used fire.<br /><br /><br />I am told: A baby was born of a virgin mother.<br /><br /><br />I am told: It is 92,955,807.3 miles to the sun.<br /><br /><br />I am told: I have a guardian angel.<br /><br /><br />I am told: Hydrogen is the lightest element.<br /><br /><br />I am told: The Red Sea was parted to permit foot traffic.<br /><br /><br />I am told: The number of rings in a tree tells its age.<br /><br /><br />I am told; The cow is a sacred animal.<br /><br /><br />I am told: The world will end this year.<br /><br /><br />I am told: 144 thousand people will be saved.<br /><br /><br />I am told: Piffle is spelled with two effs.<br /><br /><br />I am told: Masturbation causes hair to grow on your palms.<br /><br /><br />I am told: God loves me.<br /><br /><br />I am told: New York City is in New York State.<br /><br /><br />I am told: A man once returned from the dead.<br /><br /><br />I am told: The cheetah is the fastest running land animal.<br /><br /><br />I am told: To the Hopi, the Great Spirit is all powerful.<br /><br /><br />I am told: The New York Times prints "All the News That's Fit to Print."<br /><br /><br />I am told: The majority of Muslims are Sunni.<br /><br /><br />I am told: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.<br /><br /><br />I am told: The Buddha became enlightened after 49 days under a fig tree.<br /><br /><br />I am told: The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.<br /><br /><br /><br />"THE TRUTH is... anything you agree with."<br />ibid.Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-25447135403379684472012-03-12T08:32:00.006-07:002012-04-05T05:24:38.958-07:00Women of the World Summit/<strong>(Suggested addenda)<br /><br />1. Consider disqualifying from positions of power women who have arrived to prominence emulating men. Not helpful to perpetuate all those bad habits. Search for women who have tendencies and traits that demonstrate freedom from testosterone mimicry.<br /><br />2. First order of business: Reclaim uteri and other personal appurtenances. Disregard all advice and restrictions for maintenance and usage not female originated; especially ignore celibate elderly males.<br /><br />3. Recommend immediate change to specifications for World Trade Center site. Since the world is already saturated with phallic oases, replace next,<em> really huge tower</em>, with five story walk-up. No elevators; great exercise for pregnant stock brokers.<br /><br />4. Put hold on all development plans until vetted by female engineers or city planners unless more phallic oases are intended.<br /><br />5. Consider doing something men would never do. Save something for the future. Unless you want the gran-kiddos living on berries in caves, leave them a little something. Maybe some coal or oil; some raw material to make stuff with; a few trees and maybe a fish or two. Whatever you can spare which, as of now, is— <em>nothing</em>! It's all spoken for. Best estimates say 64 years, then zip, it's all gone, unless you put something aside for them now.<br /><br />6. Unless people are dropping dead on the street, guys defend the indefensible i.e. Fukushima, Chernobyl etc. Very likely babies will die from the fallout all over the place. While you're deciding what to leave for the grand-kids consider a <em>big</em> pile of dough to shut down the reactors, generating plants, spent fuel storage facilities and a score of thousands of old nukes which will be still laying around festering. Oh, and another pile of dough to educate future nuclear engineers and technicians to do the dirty work in getting rid of them.<br /><br />7. If you are happy with the way you were raised in the amatory arts then don't concern yourself with your granddaughters' training. If on the other hand you think being led through the elysian mysteries by that greatest of all tutors; a randy young male is ok, so be it. Have it your way. Otherwise, consider radically changing the way we educate our young women.<br /><br /><em>Summation</em><br /><br />The male mindset that has been governing the globe lacks a clear future inclination and could lead the species to extinction if allowed to continue unabated, therefore:<br /><br />A thousand generations is quite enough as we, all of us, are now quite noticeably...stuck. We are stuck in the here and now; stuck in today, stuck in a male mindset.<br /><br />Human populations were not sufficiently numerous nor technologically advanced in the past to cause grievous planetary harm. This is no longer true. Every day we come closer to the point of no return and nowhere is seen the remedy for reversing possible terminal decline.<br />Two things, and only two, are commanded by nature: reproduction of species and death. All else is option.<br /><br />Males are largely indifferent to the former but appear much devoted to the latter.Too often the violent demise of some other male is a consuming focus of male effort.<br /></strong><br /><strong>The Earth has endured a thousand generations of male domination. Human life may one day soon be forfeit as a result. An innate lack of future orientation sufficient to overcome exploitation of the planet for temporal gain suggests males are unfit for continued leadership. Be advised.<br /><br /></strong><strong></strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-24947280740352646322012-02-27T17:26:00.006-08:002012-03-04T10:59:01.795-08:00Tithe the Future/ Go the Mormons One Better<strong>One of the basic tenets of Mormonism and one worth emulating by others, especially in today's uncertain world, is regularly putting aside enough comestibles to last one year.<br /><em>“We encourage members worldwide to prepare for adversity in life by having a basic supply of food and water and some money in savings."</em> ...LDS<br />This closely echoes Joseph's reading of Pharaoh's dream as related in Genesis about seven lean years close upon seven fat ones.<br /></strong><br /><strong>With this sort of practical theology one might expect a different conservation aspect among Mormons than is generally found in other populations. Alas, that is not the case. Church members appear no more concerned with the dwindling of Earth's store of resources than are other groups. This seems to be anachronistic at best. If a believer cares enough to plan for self and family and sacrifice now for next year; would that not be motivation to plan a bit further ahead for loved ones?<br /><em></em></strong><br /><strong><em>“Our major source of revenue is the ancient law of the tithe. Our people are expected to pay 10 percent of their income to move forward the work of the Church. The remarkable and wonderful thing is that they do it. Tithing is not so much a matter of dollars as it is a matter of faith. It becomes a privilege and an opportunity, not a burden."</em>Gordon B. Hinckley, prior President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints<br /></strong><br /><strong>This would seem to indicate that the future of the Church is important to members and thusly is provided for by the Tithe. Now if individuals and families prepare for the future through storing food, water and savings and for their Church through tithing, should it not follow they would be in the vanguard of concern for possible lean years awaiting the rest of the Planet?<br /></strong><br /><strong>This, by no means, criticizes Mormonism, which already has more future vision than many similar organizations, but rather is a call for all of us to consider, 'Tithing the Future'. To voluntarily pledge, and encourage others and governments especially, to do something positive for future generations. 'Tithe the Future' means a firm pledge that, come what may, we will leave at least 10 percent of everything that exists now for the use of future descendents!<br /></strong><br /><strong>This means ten percent of all the coal, iron ore, bauxite,etc. etc. remains un-mined. Petroleum and natural gas, un- pumped and un- fracked. Aquifers, not drained dry; fisheries, un-caught and forests, un-axed. That's not so much, is it? To leave 10 percent for all the kid's, kid's, kids down through the ages. Be a sport! What will they have if we don't?<br /></strong><br /><strong>OPEC tells us that, on average, the reserves of oil will be beyond recovery in 64 years. 'AND THEN WHAT', cry the grand kid's, kids?</strong><br /><br /><strong>OPEC says that reserves of coal, averaged, will last 118 years. 'And then WHAT?', they shriek!<br /><br />Worldwatch Institute predicts iron ore to be gone in 64 years. <em>'and then what</em>?', they sob.<br /></strong><br /><strong>Many among us will be alive 64 years from now; including perhaps, some of our own direct descendents. People we know and love. Offspring. Our beloved legatees. The ones we care deeply for and wish success and long life but, sadly...they will inherit nothing, nada, zip. We need it now, by God! How can we spare anything for the future since, well you know... ( fill in your absolutely valid reasons why it can't be done: ——— ).</strong><br /><strong></strong><strong></strong><br /><strong>We've all been exposed to acres of newsprint, hours of TV and billions of bytes on line vis a vis what's happening. Global Warming; True or False. Peak Oil, gas: when, what, how come, why not. China this; Iran that, who's in who's not. On and on & on. Have you seen one word that wasn't about ME? My future, my job, house, car, country...NOW! The argument is endless but very narrow and temporal and selfish. What about THEM? The future.<br /></strong><br /><strong>We need a champion. A powerful individual, corporation, township government...maybe a entire county, to come forward and pledge, irrevocably, to:<br /><strong></strong></strong><br /><strong><strong>TITHE the FUTURE! </strong>Just one courageous entity can start it off. Any takers?</strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-54893804023612101232012-02-16T15:10:00.000-08:002012-02-16T15:15:56.982-08:00What Happens After America?<strong>Strange things are happening abroad. The Asiatics are in the process of conquering the entire world without firing a shot. What they save on gunpowder and jackboots alone could balance the budget of one of the struggling economies of the Eurozone. They've the gall to have pals in our sacred hemisphere too, including one pesky island whose chief export is doctors of medicine and organic farming experts. Another strong partner is a massive, sprawling, continental size country, which is a treasure trove of earthly resources.<br /></strong><br /><strong>It's looking more and more as if the countries that came late to the game: Degenerate Crony Capitalism that is; may be the smartest, and/or the luckiest. Perhaps the rites of passage endured during those bleak years of collectivism; i.e, Communism and the dull leveling of Socialism, has provided them a powerful incubator to hatch a new social model. How this will play out in twenty years remains unknown but the old, singularly fierce competitors they have been facing went broke, and are fading fast.<br /></strong><br /><strong>Revolution preceded the collectivist experiment in Russia, China and Cuba. In Viet Nam it was revolution and later a violent civil war; while India emerged from decades of Colonialism to follow a Socialist path initially. In the US, however, Benjamin Franklin’s "Necessary Hints to Those That would Be Rich" preceded our noble Revolution. Of the new bunch, only Brazil has emerged from the old paradigm; appears to have a strong twenty-first century potential, but may fall back into the same rut as the US and Europe considering its lineage. Have the former collectivists learned from the past and are therefore determined not to repeat the errors of the late, great economic hegemon and its several clones?<br /></strong><br /><strong>So are we talking about the failure of a once proud financial system doomed from the start because of faulty genealogy? That rather than having had a normal gestation and birth what issued forth was rather a 'sport', a Minotaur like creature that could sustain itself but had no future aspect. A creature of bizarre appetite but narrow focus; i.e. individual success, which was clearly favored at the cost of another of equal worth, social success. Thus a flawed equation lead to inevitable societal decline. Obvious symptoms of this paraphilia are evidenced in the littering of the countryside with phallic oases, commonly known as centers of commerce, each more splendid and higher rising than the other guys'. The bull part of the Minotaur, of course, is the preferred totem thereabouts.<br /></strong><br /><strong>So will this new breed issuing from collectivist mamas and straight-up capitalist papas be long lived and prosperous or is some flawed gene lurking about ready to cripple the lusty bairn?</strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-47496031993287605132012-01-20T08:09:00.000-08:002012-01-20T08:12:19.983-08:00A Conspiracy...Not a 'Conspiracy Theory'<strong>On May 2, 2011, a fifty-four year old man was murdered on suspicion of wrong-doing in full view of several high government officials who had the ability to prevent it but conspired with others to permit it. Soon after, millions more were privy to endless re-runs of these perpetrators in the very act of sanctioning and viewing this murder. Nothing has been done by any court or law enforcement agency to cite these known collaborators to date.<br /></strong><br /><strong>The murder victim may have possessed specific information about planned actions against several vital interests. This killing then caused the loss of that information and might lead to additional destruction or death that could have been otherwise prevented. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>If the planned death of an individual by force of arms was not simply a TV entertainment or casual diversion for the onlookers then the next logical conclusion is... 'Conspiracy'. The homicide and then secret disposal of the corpse appear to have been preferred to any possibility the victim be given voice. It deftly aborted any future Conspiracy Theorists by broadcasting the conspiracy 'live' and thereby defusing endless speculation or bothersome probing. A brilliant, if murderous, ploy!<br /></strong><br /><strong>Planners of future diabolical actions would be wise to televise as they unfold. Apparently an, 'Is it live or is it Memorex?", syndrome has rendered everyone within spitting distance of a television receiver incapable of thought. Murder has become 'justice'; if political, 'patriotism'. If in error, 'collateral damage'.</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>The modern world has been sold soap with ever increasing subtlety and efficiency for nearly a hundred years. Is it to be blood for the next hundred?</strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-77670695969831936802012-01-13T06:13:00.000-08:002012-01-13T06:28:02.270-08:00The 1% Are the Good Guys<strong></strong><br /><strong>Yup! What constitutes the make-up of the so-called 99% OWs needs some serious 'splainin. To think singling out a township sized passel of money barons as pure evil lets the rest of us off the hook, is ludicrous. A Corporation is more than the CEO; a bank more than its President. Lots of somebodies do the dirty work for the dough and/or the prestige. So perhaps as few as 1% of the population should be included in the ranks of the Good Guys, the other 99% well...<br /></strong><br /><strong>As a Nation, we total roughly of 300 million souls as of the 2010 census. Quick math shows 1% to be about 3 million. For our purposes this figure will represent approximately the number who fill the ranks of the Good Guys. Check the following to see in which camp you might find yourself.<br /></strong><br /><strong>[ You may be among the 1% who are the good Good Guys if: ]<br /></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>* you refuse a vote to a Congressperson who just promises more pork for your district.<br /></strong><br /><strong>* you question why we need 750 bases around the world.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you will not engage in blood sports, fishing and hunting, for entertainment; just for food.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you refuse a job with a 'fracking' company.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you refuse to own shares in a company whose profits come from the oppression of workers.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you support a charity that's not tax deductable.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you will not purchase any sea food on the endangered species list.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you reject contributing to the war effort by shopping.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you refuse to sell the family farm to agribusiness or developers.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you will expose your favorite pastor or coach upon evidence of immoral or illegal activities.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you consider torture unAmerican.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you think Google is God.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you DON'T think Google is God.<br /><br /></strong><strong></strong><strong></strong><br /><strong>[ You may NOT be among the Good Guys if:]<br /></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>*you are a neo-con who wants to rule the world.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you work for a company which manufactures land mines, hand grenades, a-bombs, etc.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*as a trucker you haul land mines, hand grenades, a-bombs, etc.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you go to college primarily for job prospects and not to become educated.<br /></strong><br /><strong>* you manufacture drone planes when you know they are not intended for defense purposes.<br /></strong><br /><strong>* you mine uranium.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you vote for politicians who promise you things rather than stand for things.<br /></strong><br /><strong>* you prefer companion animals to human beings.<br /></strong><br /><strong>* you consider global warming from a political rather than a humane perspective.<br /></strong><br /><strong>* you order a crop dust knowing workers are in the fields.<br /></strong><br /><strong>* you support oppressive regimes because of their oil, ideology or religion.<br /></strong><br /><strong>* you are a tease, female; or a lech, male.<br /></strong><br /><strong>* the idea of conservation annoys you; gas rationing makes you homicidal.<br /></strong><br /><strong>* you are a vulture capitalist or corporate raider.<br /></strong><br /><strong>*you have a net worth of one billion dollars and just want a teensy bit more.<br /></strong><br /><strong>Now you know what group you fall into. If you're a Good Guy, yeah! If you are unhappy with the result, what are you gonna do about it? Will you remain a camp follower or clean up your act and be part of the 1% ...the Good Guys.</strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-38374545905436233032012-01-11T08:10:00.002-08:002012-03-14T15:45:18.558-07:00The Home Run Syndrome Has Nearly Destroyed Mankind<strong><br />Wot's this then! How can a baseball game ruin anything? Well...Home Run, as many remember, is classic adolescent male jargon for the end stage in the seduction process. The thing that happens (maybe) after bases 1, 2 and 3 are endured, for decorum mostly; then rushed past quickly. If that base, Home, is reached then...ta da... you 'do it' ! Therein the rub. No pun. This pathetic angst of callow youth has worldwide ramifications. Generation upon generation has suffered the Home Run Syndrome.<br /><br />It probably began soon after the last ice age; certainly with the advent of agriculture. Humans began to settle in bigger clusters and larger tribes when the supply of food was more assured. Food, that ultimate, primary, energy source. (You thought it was oil, gas, or atoms didn't you?) The struggle switched from power over the elements, the beasts and the uncertainty of the hunt, to power over others. Back from a desert-mountain top-forest glade spiritual quest, or accidental experience, comes the recently idled, permanently underemployed, ex-hunter. Piously he announces he had," Seen things, heard things, Big Things, stuff the rest of you lot don't know squat about. So call me Mr. Shaman now and get busy. Quit laying about luxuriating. Get quickly to Home Base; then put on some clothes. Sweep out my cave and bring some food. I know stuff! "<br /><br />The goal of cultures, religions and tribes over millennia has been to reduce us all to unwitting strivers for Home Base. Coital junkies, as it were. If we could be convinced that coition was as good as it gets, the only desirable goal; what obedient subjects we'd become. But to convince a species with acres of silky, bare skin, 24/7 access to love-making and now, lots more idle time, to forget all that preliminary stuff; go for the gold. Home Run! This became the main job of every shaman, priest and pol and tyrant. Don't linger about; just do it. Then get back to work, prayer, the regiment, the kitchen or city hall. It's gotten so bad nowadays that on a clothing optional beach or a naturist resort one can see the location of Home Base clearly, but the ever-present, judgmental voice says to stay on the bench. So we do. Thereby hangs a tail...oops, tale<br /><br />The first to be disappointed and shortchanged were the women. It lasts to this day. The average maiden is tutored initially by the least able teacher of the amatory arts; a young male. Alas, poor maiden, our swain is under the spell of that old siren, Home Run. And this is the norm in the more 'enlightened' climes. In other parts of the world a likely couple is pretzled together by the families. Often see each other for the first time at the wedding rites and then...viola! Home Run. A burkha hides the damage.<br /><br />There is likely more kissing, caressing and affection in one hour of femme to femme love-making than in a year of typical hetero wham-bam. Does it not follow that a less frantic, more sensual approach to amatory pleasures would occur with a suitable femme as tutor for young women...and young men? What are the chances of this happening? Little to none in the present situation.<br /><br />The twentieth century, despite wars, plagues and financial depressions saw the greatest increase in global population in history. Improved medicine, industrial output and transportation, the so-called Green Revolution, all played a role. But our old standby, can't overlook it...Home Run, is a giant in the reproduction numbers game. And the big numbers represent lots of customers, a huge market, so what incentive is there for the focus to shift away an old faithful control mechanism such as that?<br /><br />Home Run, as a metaphor, is an admittedly transparent ploy to redress a variety of human woes caused by oppression and usurpation of power. But if we seek to sort out effective devices for human control and discard violence, religiosity, and starvation; libido manipulation leaps forward. It's effective, it's cheap and once in place, devilish hard to combat because everybody's an expert. It becomes proprietary, automatic, personally defensible and survives nicely through generations.<br /><br />Each of us<em> could </em>stop the nonsense dead in it's track. <em>Could</em> that is, by spending a little quality time 'doing it'. Throw out the old paradigm of wham-bam and try warming it up by cooling it.<br />Slow, slow, catchy monkey is very good amatory advice.<br /></strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-69538917406417754632012-01-07T05:38:00.000-08:002012-01-07T18:34:18.903-08:00The SIXPACK Colony Experiment<strong>a tale of the future<br /><br />In the middle of the twenty-first century, roughly four decades after Ralph Nader's ' novel' suggestion, the super- rich decide the time has come to save the day (and what remains of civilization). The Euro has collapsed first, followed in short order by the dollar and the commissars in China are barely holding the renmimbi together. A handful of powerful, like-minded tycoons, who have survived with their fortunes largely intact, join forces and resolve to try to create something positive from the surrounding chaos. They call themselves The SixPack.<br /><br />This group,although fiscally and politically very conservative, are socially quite progressive. Even, incredibly enough, radical. In fact, what they propose to do is illegal in every country; totally immoral in the eyes of every religion and could result in them being targeted for assassination if word got abroad of the undertaking.<br /><br />The strongest rallying point amongst the SixPack members, all of whom are family oriented, is the carnage wreaked on the young during the long decline. Some had suffered personal loss as the shocking incidence of teen suicide was increasing, particularly among males. They began to wonder if the collapse of the internet and much of the power grid, which had enabled access to games playing, but now denied them, wasn't a factor.. The connection to suicide was baffling until one of the group came across a quote by a now obscure twentieth century writer. In 1987, Gore Vidal in an essay wrote<em>," Since power not sex is true motor to human life, the powerless often prefer to die. That is why today's young do not eat goldfish. They kill themselves."</em>With the illusion of power provided by video and online gaming gone, the disenfranchised young indeed felt powerless.<br /><br />With the need for secrecy foremost, all six participants pledge whatever it takes of their personal fortunes, time and resources to assist the project to completion. Their combined assets are considerable: their resources worldwide in scope; their determination...total. So it begins.<br />Remarkably, very little altruism is involved as the leaders go about busily rearranging human history. These are hard-nosed guys making considered investments in both time and fortune and who, in most cases, won't live long enough to see the end results.That being said, what matters to them is, if they are successful, humankind is successful.<br /><br />In order to have a chance for success location is paramount. The climate must be mild, the location remote from other habitation and the soil must be tilth. Selection of just the right habitat is a daunting task that would have been impossible prior to decades of diminishing social cohesion, natural resource depletion and planet-wide malaise. Of course these very circumstances are the reason this mind boggling adventure was even contemplated. Only the prospect of ever growing threats to mankind's very survival in any satisfactory form would have united these powerful individuals in this sort of endeavor.<br /><br />A stroke of good fortune put them in possession of an island at a reasonable latitude and sufficient size to accommodate the plan. Their good fortune was at the cost of the former inhabitants who succumbed to a virulent strain of a smallpox type virus which was no longer a problem as the bug and the victims had perished together. The site was inspected by teams of tropical health and habitation experts for any foreseeable problems and given a clean ticket. With the results in hand the principals began construction of a comfortable and viable environment.<br /><br />They began to lay down a cover story for the intended usage to satisfy workmen and suppliers who would naturally be curious. The raison d'etre put forth was that a quarantine facility was being equipped for future usage and would, quite naturally, be off limits to the public. It was necessary at every stage to have a cover story circulated casually in hopes that curiosity be thwarted as it arose.<br /><br />One of the last installations, after fencing the approach to the waterfront, was the erection on the main pier and abutting the fence of a building to facilitate egress and exit from the settlement. Supplies could enter and in an emergency an occupant could be removed to receive medical treatment as it served as a clinic as well. A series of airlocks and UV installations served to prevent contamination from entering the facility from outsiders and to keep the residents from interacting with the outside world. Also in place was an elaborate network of closed circuit cameras throughout the colony that would only link to six monitors in the secure control of the principals. To avoid any taint of 'Big Brother', only the residents could activate the system if they so desired.<br />It was determined that once a year the system would be turned on for twenty four hours so the SixPack principals could view the colony.<br /><br />The matter of recruitment was problematic. There was general agreement regarding the first applicants as to age, fifteen to twenty was the range; they would be females. It was deemed essential that the girls would be introduced first to domesticate the environment; a nesting process. Recruitment parameters were set and included firstly; orphans, of which there was no shortage worldwide since the troubles began. Excellent health was vital along with a more or less secular spiritual orientation. The organizers, at this junction, were forced to rely on trusted aides and associates to comb the world looking for recruits. Although denied a clear picture of the actual future awaiting the prospects, they could honestly promise something more rewarding and far safer than the candidates would otherwise enjoy.<br /><br />When the desired number had been realized, the young women put through an extensive indoctrination at various locations, they were then transferred to the island and installed in what was to be a permanent home. The initial number decided on was sixty. Meanwhile the task force was busily occupied in securing a supply of very young, orphaned infants; a ratio of three girls to one boy was established. The infants were soon delivered over to the young women who had been anxiously awaiting their arrival. The hardest thing for these young people to accept was the ban on companion animals. It was hoped a focus away from pets and toward children and each other would be more productive.<br /><br />After a suitable bonding and acclimation period the final element was introduced with the arrival from indoctrination of a cadre of twenty young males. These youth, as the females previously had done, underwent lengthy training in agriculture, construction, animal husbandry and other useful trades. This group of young males was at the heart of the experiment. The principals had decreed that most of the woes plaguing mankind from time immemorial may have been caused by universal male dominance. The ratio of male to females, including the infants, was chosen in an attempt to redress this phenomenon. Three to one, female to male, was the chosen number for the colony but, by lacking precedent, was plainly arbitrary.<br /><br />What was not arbitrary, and was stressed repeatedly in the candidate selection process, was that one major requirement for both males and females is a demonstrable interest in erotic inclination toward both genders. Total rejection of such an inclination was a disqualifier. This was necessary to avoid lapsing into a male dominated erotic atmosphere. Specifically to avoid the 'third base' syndrome, or coital obsession, which had been rampant historically as a result of repressive religious and cultural taboo systems which directed erotic interest to one act above all others. Countless generations subject to this syndrome had become inept lovers and erotically uneducable because of carnality focused primarily on coitus and subsequent neglect of a multitude of erogenous possibilities. So to assist these young males in learning to sublimate the burgeoning urgencies of eros, a potential smorgasbord of opportunity and enlightenment in sensual arts was offered.<br /><br />The candidates, during indoctrination, were made aware that in the colony they would be expected to, as Wiccans might say, be 'Sky Clad'. This is by no means a clothing optional situation as any garments worn would be solely for protection from the elements and would not, in any way, hide the nether areas from view. In effect, a reverse taboo attempting to offset eons of denial of the carnal, animal nature of humans. They were to understand that amorous activities were not to be hidden from others, nor from the young. In conjunction, it was affirmed that no one was to willfully, spitefully or pridefully hide from others, this region of the anatomy.That the key to reversing eons of repression and compulsive approach to amatory life was to be open, frank and honest about behaviors and appetites of humanity that heretofore had been used as a sinister lever to enact repression and control over individuals, tribes and cultures.<br /><br />The SixPack principals now feel that they have removed most of the obvious barriers to the success of these brave young pioneers as they attempt to forge a new culture. Success or failure will not be known until, at the earliest, the next generation. If compulsion, along with power seeking, and possessiveness is removed from the mix, maybe, this drastic experiment will lead to a way of being not merely human, but truly humane.</strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-74190918174079186852011-12-17T07:01:00.001-08:002012-03-08T17:18:04.937-08:00'Out of Africa' is Only Half the Equation/<strong></strong><br /><strong>Is 'Out of Sinai/Levant' the Other?<br /><br />Recent reports by paleogeneticists, if the evidence proves out, could upset radically just about everything we hold dear regarding human Genesis .According to <em>"Researchers led by Paabo, Richard E. Green of the University of California, Santa Cruz, and David Reich of Harvard Medical School compared the genetic material collected from the bones of three Neanderthals with that from five modern humans.Their findings, reported in Friday's edition of the journal Science, show a relationship between Neanderthals and modern people <em>outside Africa</em>, Paabo said."That suggests that interbreeding occurred in the Middle East, where both modern humans and Neanderthals lived thousands of years ago, he said."</em> Associated Press<br /><br />I've stressed the key words in the above; OUTSIDE AFRICA. This finding, aside from the mystification that interbreeding suggests, puts the origin of Neanderthal, somewhere, but not in Africa.<br /><br />Since it is generally agreed by anthropologists that Neanderthals occupied an area from<br />the Levant to Britain for two hundred thousand years perhaps the search for Genesis should be focused on them rather than on 'Cro-Magnon' where science has been stuck for ages.<br /></strong><br /><strong>If Neanderthals are in our bloodline, and if their origin is not Africa, aren't we in effect back at Anthropology square one? Who were they and what did they evolve from and how have we missed all this?<br /><br />The people now considered our direct ancestors reportedly left Africa about sixty thousand years ago. Contrast this with Neanderthal who, if he had ever lived in Africa, had lived elsewhere for two hundred thousand years. Hadn't we soon begin, rather than continue to dismiss Neanderthal as a heavy-brow, lumbering troglodyte, to study him instead, as gran-dad?<br /><br />This flagrant oversimplification is aimed at stressing just one point: if Neanderthal was not 'Out of Africa', and his DNA is not found there; should we not look elsewhere for at least one half of our heritage? My guess would put origins in Sinai/Levant. The Ed. in Eden, maybe?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-70467369856584088062011-11-29T03:01:00.000-08:002011-12-01T01:58:55.646-08:00End of Evolution: a Retrospective<strong>November, 2099<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">The natural evolution of life on planet Earth began to come to an end on December 2, 1942 on a squash court in Chicago, Illinois, USA. The wizard who precipitated this event was the brilliant Italian physicist, Enrico Fermi.<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">One hundred years later the planet was de facto, bankrupt; thus no longer solvent. At that moment, the natural evolution of species was doomed to end and be replaced by worldwide genetic contamination as mankind could no longer afford to safely maintain or dispose of the countless machines and devices that had been produced since Professor Fermi released the genii by starting the first successful controlled nuclear chain reaction.<br /><br />There had been opportunity for mankind to neuter the jinn from that day in 1942 until September 16, 1985, the day on which the USA went broke, ceased to be an Empire and could no longer afford to bear the costs and responsibility for the hideously dangerous forces it had released; assuming, which is exceedingly doubtful, it ever had intended to do so.<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">At the end of the first decade of the twenty-first century there were, according to Nuclear Power Today, updated in February, 2011:<br /></span></strong><em><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">"... now over 440 commercial nuclear power reactors operating in 30 countries, 56 countries operate a total of about 250 research reactors and a further 180 nuclear reactors power some 140 ships and submarines. Over 60 further nuclear power reactors are under construction, while over 150 are firmly planned"<br /><br />" </span></strong></em><a class="length_six" title="View articles, topics, and photos related to this quote"><em><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">The magnitude of the radiation generated in a nuclear power plant is almost beyond belief ... The original uranium fuel that is subject to the fission process becomes 1 billion times more radioactive in the reactor core. A thousand-megawatt nuclear power plant contains as much long-lived radiation as that produced by the explosion of 1,000 Hiroshima-sized bombs.</span></strong></em></a><strong><span style="color:#000000;"><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">"</span></em> Dr. Helen Caldicott<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">That huge number of nuclear appliances was dwarfed by the tally, courtesy of ICAN, of 23,300 nuclear warheads around the globe. Add to this the immense volume of nuclear waste which had always defied safe long term storage. This was the situation worldwide a scant three decades before the end of nature's sovereignty. In the year 2011 it was theoretically possible, with a huge expenditure of resources and treasure worldwide, to prevent the catastrophe looming just ahead. The possibility of such action was not open to discussion, let alone implementation. Nothing at all was done.<br /><br />An example of the mind-set of most humans at that time is the launching of a missile towards Mars in November of 2011 containing scores of ounces of Plutonium regarded as the most lethal substance known. In what must have been the most maniacal piece of uber-hubris in decades that mission, curiously enough called 'Curiosity', was purported to seek signs of Life on that sphere but by sending forth a parcel of Death.<br /><br />Mankind had prior warning of the consequences of uncontrolled nuclear fission with the experiences of Chernobyl, Ukraine in 1986 and Fukushima, Japan in 2011. Nevertheless, In the inevitable course of events, the tens of thousand of devices resultant after the early Chicago experiments were left unattended. Without the absolutely precise knowledge for their maintenance, combined with the enormous cost of this critical attention, they were gradually abandoned.<br /></span></strong><br /><strong></strong><strong><em>"Ionizing radiation—the kind that minerals, atom bombs and nuclear reactors emit—does one main thing to the human body: it weakens and breaks up DNA, either damaging cells enough to kill them or causing them to mutate in ways that may eventually lead to cancer.<br />... This ionizing radiation can damage DNA molecules directly, by breaking the bonds between atoms, or it can ionize water molecules and form free radicals, which are highly reactive and also disrupt the bonds of surrounding molecules, including DNA."</em> POPSCI The Future Now<br /></strong><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>Google<br />mu·ta·tion/myo͞oˈtāSHən/<br /><br />Noun:<br />The action or process of mutating.<br />The changing of the structure of a gene, resulting in a variant form that may be transmitted to subsequent generations...<br /></strong><br /></span><strong><span style="color:#000000;">Peter Dedon, a member of the Radiation Protection Committee at MIT, explains:</span> </strong><strong><em>“What happens is that the nucleus of radioactive elements undergoes decay and emits high-energy particles. If you stand in the way of those particles, they are going to interact with the cells of your body. You literally get a particle, an energy packet, moving through your cells and tissues.”<br /><br />"What long-term effects can radiation have?<br />The effect of the radiation may not be to kill the cell, but to alter its DNA code in a way that leaves the cell alive but with an error in the DNA blueprint. The effect of this mutation will depend on the nature of the error and when it is read. Since this is a random process, such effects are now called stochastic. Two important stochastic effects of radiation are cancer, which results from mutations in nongerm cells (termed somatic cells), and heritable changes, which result from mutations in germ cells (eggs and sperm)."<br /></em><span style="color:#000000;">... ACHRE Report<br /><br />With all of civilization on the edge of abyss in the middle of the twenty-first century and trying desperately to feed and/or quell the remaining billions of frantic citizens, little effort or funding was directed toward confronting the pending nuclear dilemma. This oversight was critical because without constant attention these neglected devices ultimately began to alter life on the planet. Nature had little ability to cope with the radiation emanating from those thousands of impaired devices and storage facilities and the genetics of living organisms was affected in myriads of ways by the onslaught.<br /><br />Those lethal ions spewing forth unchecked can bring illlness, death or failing both, blast apart DNA and change forever nature's prior mandate. Species are affected to varying degrees and for all time. Were any Martian organisms doomed as well by man's folly?<br /><br /></span></strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-57336423898807040342011-10-29T09:16:00.000-07:002011-10-29T09:24:23.066-07:00"Crow Jim" is Alive and Well/<strong><span style="color:#000000;">and Busily Rewriting History<br /><br /><br />Among the sundry American 'expats' thronging to Paris after WWI were a great many artists and musicians. The doughboys had returned to the States full of praise and in awe of Europe and especially France. America was an unhappy place for blacks in the twenties with the rise of the KKK and the overall reaction to the returning black soldiers who represented a new kind of black man, who had seen the world and was demanding more equality at home. The draconian attempt to keep blacks under white domination was known as the 'Jim Crow Laws.'<br /><br />In the twenties the French were mad for 'Le Jazz Hot!' as they called the new American music. The clubs in Paris booked all the jazz musicians they could find but were color conscious to a fault. The ones selected as authentic were invariably black. No whites need apply. It was, as white clarinetist Mezz Mezzrow complained in his novel, <em>Really the Blues</em>, a kind of reverse discrimination he called 'Crow Jim'. So while Buck Clayton, Peanuts Holland and Lionel Hampton found work and acclaim, talented white jazzmen often were met with rejection because of their race.<br /><br />It's one thing to have had this kind of discrimination in 1920's France; quite another in twenty-first century America. But it's here and it is an affront to all the excellent white jazzmen who have contributed so much to the art form. I can recall as far back as the early 1950s among some intellectuals, jazz aficionados and hangers-on in the jazz scene, and, woefully, that included a few black musicians, the snide insinuation that white jazzmen were not as good; "they didn't have soul."<br /><br />The most egregious example of 'Crow Jim' is found in what will likely become the archetypical standard reference of twentieth century jazz history; the documentary miniseries by Ken Burns, Jazz. The ten part series aired in 2000. Criticisms of this effort at documenting the history of jazz were legion and were most scathingly addressed by Jeffrey St Clair:<br /><em>"The series is narrated by a troika of neo-cons: Wynton Marsalis, the favorite trumpeter of the Lincoln Center patrons; writer Albert Murray, who chastised the militant elements of the civil rights and anti-war movements with his pal Ralph Ellison; and Stanley Crouch, the Ward Connerly of music critics."<br /></em><br />It is both correct and proper to credit black jazz musicians as sole custodians and creators of jazz at its earliest beginnings. However, from the nineteen twenties until the present, to ignore the strong contributions of countless white jazzmen, is reprehensible. I doubt that was Burns intention. I suspect he assigned Messrs Marsalis, Murray and Crouch the selection of the principals for the narrative thread and tragically, this 'Crow Jim' hagiography has, for the past decade, become the visual history of jazz. .<br /><br />I would like to challenge Messrs M. M. and C. to listen again to J.J. Johnson (black), on trombone and Kai Winding (white) , trombone, on The Great Kai & J.J. (Impulse) album and tell the world which trombone playing is the more authentic and which lacks 'soul'. This is a good test for us all, to lay to rest a patronizing, discriminatory and racist appraisal of musicianship by color rather than merit.<br /><br />The same attitude that prompted the French, and more recently, these chromatographers when rewriting,the history of jazz, is specious. The 'Crow Jim' syndrome can also be found at times attacking both race...and gender. A case in point is the high-handed treatment offered one of the early black writers who in addition to being deemed politically incorrect for the times, was female. Our old avian trickster friend 'Jim' stooped down on Zora Neale Hurston like a bird of prey.<br /><br />Hurston, a member in<em> good</em>? standing in the Harlem Renaissance in the 1930s, a graduate of Barnard, an anthropologist of some renown, and a published author, was a<em> Republican</em>. She was an opponent of the New Deal which was supported by the majority of her colleagues including Langston Hughes. Additionally she was skeptical of organized religion and had a penchant for feminine individualism.<br /><br /><em>”She was scathing about those who sought "freedoms" for those abroad, but denied it to people in their home countries: Roosevelt "can call names across an ocean" for his Four Freedoms, but he did not have “the courage to speak even softly at home.”</em> Wikipedia<br /><br />None of this went over well with the idealogues of the Harlem Renaissance although her gifts and renown equalled or surpassed most of the others. Her first novel, Jonah's Gourd Vine published in 1934, was cited by Carl Sandburg as, <em>"A bold and beautiful book, many a page priceless and unforgettable." "Though attacked by (Richard) Wright and virtually ignored by his literary heirs, Hurstons's ideas about language and craft undergird many of the most successful contributions to Afro-American literature that followed."</em> Henry Lewis Gates, Jr<br /><br />Lacking any support from her mostly male peers, Hurston, despite having published seven books, an autobiography and fifty shorter works, drifted into obscurity. But she continued to write and at one point worked as a maid to gather authentic material, anticipating by decades the novel, 'Help', by Kathryn Stockett, currently enjoying so much popular success.<br /><br />Always outspoken she, years later when Truman dropped the A-bombs on Japan, Hurston called him "the Butcher of Asia." In 1960, Zora Neale Hurston died penniless in Florida and was buried in an unmarked grave perhaps with the local buzzards and crows for company.<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-45067429844187411342011-10-18T09:06:00.000-07:002011-10-18T18:19:17.567-07:00The Maui Cargo Cult<strong>Stories About The Future -</strong> <strong>A</strong> <strong>submission for ADR<br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:180%;">The Maui Cargo Cult</span><br /></span>by Robert Magill<br /><br />They gather at dawn on Koki Beach for the sunrise. As it peeks above the horizon solemn chanting begins. "Maserati, Donzi, Rolex, the Dakota...Maserati, Donzi, Rolex, the Dakota...Maserati...", is repeatedly intoned until the orb is fully risen.<br /><br />The ritual, begun as a lark at parties in the Hamptons, has now become a credo since the Big X, as the exodus to the island is called. It has been over ten years that these fortunate unfortunates have been in residence. Leaving the mainland on whatever vessels could be commandeered, they at least had survived. Many others would have given all they had to trade places. Still, safety in itself cannot guarantee satisfaction or thankfulness as this wretched longing for the old ways demonstrates.<br /><br />The phenomenon being experienced here is closest to the delusions of remote Islanders in another time who were convinced that the Americans who had provided them with so much in the past would return to re-provision them again. Any time now. Maybe today. Tomorrow, certainly. They waited anxiously at the water's edge and were known as a Cargo Cult. So now these once Masters of the Universe are slightly unhinged and are waiting for it all to return to them. They are the Maui Cargo Cult.<br /><br />Among their number T.R. Straub is a standout character. Not content with a seven figure Wall Street largesse he had conspired to establish dodgy accounts in the Caymans and Canada until it all went down. The loss had more seriously affected him than the others.<br /><br />If we listen to their mutterings and snatches of conversation a large dollop of self pity and more than a little delusion is evident. Ralph T., former hedge fund magnate, "The next time will be different."<br />His nearest companion who may or may not have been privy to his assurance, mutters, "This time it won't be lost."<br /><br />T.R.'s voice rose to full volume to begin another chanting. This one, regarded by the others as a lapse into tongues, "CD' CMO'HBO'IBO'CDO'...' LBO' HMO," he repeated endlessly, chanting until near foaming. It was sad to behold; he was not joined by anyone. On the beaches and at the spas along the coast, from Kapalua to Kipahula, these Maui tribes gather each dawn. It is much the same on the other islands except for Molokai where an entirely different class of survivors is ensconced.<br /><br />On the West coast of Maui, near Kapalua, another bunch is repeating the performance but instead of awaiting succor from the East and North America they cast their hopes Westward to China. The litany is near to being identical. Brokers and bankers, big men in their time imploring the fates, thusly," We were sold out. That's it. Those tribes on the other coast knew it was happening and never warned us. Unfair! Sold us out."<br /><br />A well regarded financier from Boston, "It's true there was excess. Excess caused by everything happening too fast and by bad information and bad timing. Yes, the timing. When to plunge ahead and when to hold back. How much to bet but...nothing was said about risk!"<br /><br />"Who knew? We were innocents. School was no help; not there to learn anyway. The MBA was for the networking, always the networking. Wonderful bunch there at school, we thought alike!", bleated a former Detroit captain of industry who guided the destiny and fortunes of many and now is wallowing in self-pity.<br /><br />Still another, "Yes, mistakes were made. But by others. Our people were innocent... mostly. That other bunch, they were so clever. Made billions didn't they, with all their high tech gadgets and puffed up real estate. They knew it was coming. The the smart ones pulled out years ago. Took the money and split, didn't they?"<br /><br />One voice, more senior than the others, was filled with disdain, "Of course, we all thought that the old familiar devices we had in place would see us through; last a lot longer at the very least. Really seemed promising; two or three wars going...not biggies, but profitable. Always worked before. But the boys, and they were boys you know, bunch of jackass MBA's got playing around with serious money. Those kids, a lot of them from good families, old families too, turned out to be a frat-rats and nerdy jocks, and yet we let them handle the big dough. Jesus, they screwed it up, royally. Couldn't be fixed. So we had to shut it down. Whole damn country. Pity, way of life gone for good. Ah, me."<br /><br />The Bostonian," If only we had been as successful as the Russians were when the USSR went belly up. Maybe then...you know it's difficult to determine if naivete or hubris had contributed most in rendering us nearly uneducable in a contemporary sense. Maybe it was bizarre form of social deprivation as the result of living in a...a Golden Ghetto, with a miniscule gene-pool, in a informational cull-de-sac, lost among our peers. Maybe..."<br /><br />They pace for hours searching the horizon, as if waiting... hoping. It's their common lore, their very DNA calls out to them that the phantom ships will come back, laden, oh so heavily, and it all will be as it had once been. A time of plenty. Masters once more of the Universe. Wealth and power such as these scions once knew was their due. But time weighs heavily each day as they roam the shores, searching, dreaming.<br /><br />At times the loss seems overwhelming but each lives with beautiful memories...of plenty. And the dreams, oh the dreams--</span><span style="color:#000000;"><em>Back in the Market, again. Another chance. One more big killing, just one. Sure to be different. Way different. Any way to game it? Hope so. Can't lose hope. Can't. Someday...'Maserati, Donzi, Rolex, the Dakota...Maserati, Donzi, Rolex, the Dakota...Maserati...--<br /></em><br /></span>On Molokai, once the site of a despised Leper Colony, and ignored by the Cargo Cultists as a warren of hippies and new-agers, life is radically different. Loss of the old way of life, while mourned, is not paramount with them. Time is regularly set aside to contemplate the loss and to examine what it means to each individual. The core of their collective lives is in the music and art they create.<br /><br />The clan too, had a ritual but of a different order than the Maui Cult. At gatherings, sometimes at dawn, they would intone this Mantra: Being not Becoming, Being not Becoming, Being not Becoming...Om! ...and Again.<br />This was their way of focusing on moment-place-being and rejecting dreaming of future in lieu of the present. A rejection of the modern shibboleth that proscribes the reality of here and now as never sufficient unto itself. Always the future; seldom the present, never ever,right now.<br /><br />Most of the clan formerly lived in the Pacific Northwest and had long lived without the need of every modern convenience. Happy in rough cabin or yurt, they had neither the means nor the inclination to transport tons of food stored in cans and pails, and charged with nitrogen for long life, as did the Cultists. Nor did they bring kilos of precious metals, gemstones and numerous weapons, as those Maui people had done. What they did bring, however, were survival skills and a sense of purpose and direction to their lives.<br /><br />They did manage to bring copious amounts of paints and brushes and were adequately supplied with yards and yards of canvas in excellent condition from the classic sailing vessel that carried them to Molokai. Stretching and framing this bounty gave ample surfaces on which to create Visionary Art, the foundation of their spiritual lives and ethos.<br /><br />Summer Dawn, a favorite among the artists, formerly lived at the Northern terminus of the Sunshine Coast in British Columbia. Living in close proximity to the Sliammon Band of First Nation peoples, she knew much of their ways. So it was this dynamic individual who, more often than not, was consulted for directions and guidance on a range of subjects.<br /><br />"Summer," cried Zen Wren, " This fish is still raw!"<br />Summer cleaned her brush and left her canvas. "Sweet heart. You have the circle just right but the smoke is all over the place. Put up another screen to the windward. Remember? Wind is no friend to the smoke."<br />"I forgot. Sorry I interrupted you." she apologized.<br /><br />An important staple was fish smoked the ancient way by racking each split carcass flesh side to the smoke source. Each was supported on a wooden rack spaced in a circle around a fire pit. In this fashion the surplus catch was preserved. They learned to do the same when a feral pig or Axis deer had provided them with a surplus of meat in need of preservation. Diet was balanced with macadamia, coconuts and for a treat, coffee and sugar.<br /><br />Summer had no sooner picked up a brush than Thanta Rose, dusted over with flour, shoved a pot towards her. "I can't get this bloody mess to stick. Look at it," she cried. Summer peered at the contents. "How many eggs did you use?" "Oh God!", Thanta Rose was mortified.<br />"Bannock won't stick without," weighing the contents, "for this lot, at least three." Summer decided.They were using macadamia nuts as the flour, shredded coconut for substance, eggs of course, and bacon grease with what ever berries they could find, in the bush bread.<br />"Wait 'til the fish smoking is finished then heat up the fire for the bread," she said. "Back in the day the tribes just wrapped the dough around a stick and put it near the fire to bake."<br /><br />"No way," said Thanta. "Way," said Summer.<br /><br />The bread dough was pressed flat inside fry pans and the pans tilted against the hot coals. With enough sugar and salt in the mix it was quite tasty. Summer winced when she thought of what her teachers on the reservation would have made of this concoction. But bread was bread for all of that.<br /><br />The clan had chosen to settle on the North Shore at Kalaupapa the site of the former leper Colony. They called the settlement Damien Village honoring the Belgian priest who had long tended the sick in the past. The clan had been well aware of the possibility of needing to leave North America before it all went critical. They, as had countless others, watched sadly as the disasters began piling one upon another.<br /><br />The Gulf fishery loss from the oil gusher; the precipitous dropping of the Ogallala Aquifer level supporting dry land grain harvest in the American West were duly noticed but the failure of Salmon runs in the Pacific Northwest in particular, struck home for the locals. Chesapeake Bay and North Atlantic dwindling seafood harvest added to this but what proved to be the real crisis maker was the complete failure of the food delivery system. Unfortunately, Piggly Wiggly, Safeway or Gristides' fully stocked grocery shelves were treated as a given and the collapse was hidden from the public until it was too late. Local suppliers, long neglected, could not begin to fill the need. There was hunger.<br /><br />Molokai was a logical choice as many of their number had past association with all of the islands in the chain. Summer Dawn had done live performance painting at Alchemeyez on the Big Island many times as had several of the other artists. Thus when it came to a final decision the Hawaiian Islands was the chosen destination and Molokai the chosen home site.<br /><br />We have two disparate groups from a culture that had contained elements of its own destruction, striving to survive. Despite similar origins, at least in potentiality and proximity, the totality of their lives could not have been more different. Their fates? Unknown to us as to themselves. Clan or Cult... your choice?<br />end</strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-58211780445409823382011-10-09T06:17:00.000-07:002011-12-28T11:08:38.093-08:00OPUS COLLOCUS<span style="color:#000000;">Opus Collocus<br />by Robert Magill<br /><br />Look at yourself if you dare.<br />What strange combination of wild genes<br />Caused you to end up this way?<br />How in the world did an otherwise garden variety ape<br />Make fire, lose sexual restraint<br />And end up like you?<br />Naked, with anytime sex and pretty much<br />Unable to cope.<br /><br />Now fire's a bit dicey to handle in a great furry overcoat<br />So not much happened with it<br />At first.<br />But one day some bundles of joy came along<br />Sans furry coats, they were starkers you see.<br />The game was on with the fire by then, but<br />All that bare skin!<br />My, my, what's to be?<br /><br />If it had been only one or two that were weird<br />The hyenas would have gotten them sure.<br />Hairless most of the new bunch.<br />But babies are hard to come by, even strange ones<br />Really strange as ever could be. .<br />They were turned inside out more like rabbits or rats<br />No fur at all we could see.<br />What on Earth!<br /><br />What to do? Can't feed the crop to the beasts.<br />Besides the mothers were frantic.<br />"It's so cute, in it's way! Don't harm it!" they say.<br />So the naked little babes grew into big<br />Naked adults.<br />We learned to handle fire by using an old gnu hide.<br />If you bought into the clothes for modesty fibs,<br />Nope: barbeque bibs.<br /><br />And the hairless kids! They all became fire bugs.<br />You know how dangerous that stuff is!<br />Well, these devilish kids treat bonfire as a new game<br />Of child's play.<br />But then they need not worry of bursting into flame<br />Those fur-less little showoffs!<br />They don't go up in smoke if they get to close and roast<br />Like we do.<br /><br />Those kids started eating all kinds of things that<br />They'd half burn up on sticks.<br />The very idea!<br />I will say many things are quite tasty done that way<br />But who knows where all this fire business<br />Will lead.<br />I for one like my food less done but that said, it's not really<br />That bad!<br /><br />Those new kids gave us fits.<br />They had acres of lush, soft, silky epidermis and<br />Full time steamy amor.<br />No bothersome overcoats. Well just a token patch...<br />For auld lang syne.<br />Full time naked sex and the secret of fire would<br />Give any self respecting parent a<br />World of grief!<br /><br /><br />Both things together is a big, big pain.<br />And it doesn't get any easier. Slowly, very reluctantly<br />Began that<br />Which we long beards knew early on.<br />It's time to put on some cover-up to keep order<br />And peace in the cave.<br />One word of late does resonate, more often than not it is<br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">NO!</span><br /><br /><br />So it began.<br />The business of the putting-on and the taking-off<br />Of surrogate overcoats.<br />Clothes, that is.<br />Big waste of time and energy<br />Weaving and skinning and sewing. The rules!<br />Oy vey. How much, how little, when, where<br />Ad nauseam.<br /><br /><br />My part in the story ends about now.<br />Only a few oldsters remain of the old kind and<br />That is the way it should be.<br />Our kid's, kid's, kids will follow the thread of time<br />'Til they too leave the stage.<br />But that's for them to tell of a proud history<br />If it is now in the main<br />Unknown.<br /><br />Hello. I know something of my people to tell you.<br />We were great travelers and tellers' of stories<br />Of oceans and seas in our path and<br />Mountains at our back.<br />Rivers of sand lay below one path and terrible cold<br />At the other. I sewed. My hair was the color of rust and<br />My face of yak milk. I had three babes<br />Two lived.<br /><br />Stories of a better place had us follow down the great river.<br />I grew old on the journey but my babes<br />Grew strong and long forgot<br />The old ways.<br />Others will tell the story of the people who lived long;<br />Long enough to see the time of the ice and<br />The good time and then the ice again<br />And still we lived.<br /><br />Until. It happened first in the land near the sand.<br />A few at first. Then more. Still more all the time.<br />We were bewildered.<br />The new ones were like us but not of us.<br />We were fair, they were dark. We liked them.<br />They liked us.<br />The babes came in time and they were different.<br />We liked them.<br /><br />When there were more of the new babes than us<br />Some grown ones moved away toward<br />The rising light.<br />At least so the ancient ones tell us.<br />Stories retold when important gatherings happen.<br />Not sad tales but still...we wonder<br />How they fare and should we go to the new light<br />As well.<br /><br />After the last big ice went away a tale is told of<br />Another leaving of our people.<br />But now the path is toward the pale sun<br />That stays so long.<br />Fewer and fewer are the old type people seen now.<br />Higher we travel toward the lands<br />Where the ice once had been covering over<br />The grass.<br /><br />We are mostly all the new people now.<br />Small bands remain of the old.<br />The large water is near and many leave<br />To live nearby.<br />Brave ones go out on the big water to follow the sun.<br />We see not one of the old type people<br />Just their empty caves. Alas. They lived here for<br />Most all of time.<br /><br />What came next started after the last big ice time.<br />The hunters hunted and the gatherers<br />Gathered as always.<br />Then the gatherers became diggers and, eureka!<br />Agriculture. This was the real thing the future...<br />Civilization.<br />Full bellies and some leisure time courtesy<br />Of the women.<br /><br />The women let their power slip away to those<br />Under-employed former hunters now goat<br />And camel wranglers.<br />Prophets and martyrs at every oasis hectoring<br />The unwary by day. Their hapless flocks by night.<br />Damning the unreachable. Stoning the backslider.<br />No longer under-employed now pious<br />Stewards of eternity.<br /><br />Cobblers of many small truths<br />Into large lies.<br />Dazzlers of the easily moved, the<br />Desperate, the forsaken who yearn for larger truths<br />And only wee small lies.<br />Several of the biggest liars have recruited global hordes.<br />Meanwhile the Greeks learned<br />How to think.<br /><br />Alas! They taught the Romans. Trust us said they and thence<br />A millenium of gore was born. Exit Samnites<br />Luisitani, too and Albans and Sabines<br />Can't forget the Argosians O no. Rue.<br />The Latins gone. Forgotten? Maybe, and the dear<br />Old Spartans brave but dead.<br />Still at end the Empire into history slid with<br />Scarcely a whimper.<br /><br />Quiet now. That fitful scratching noise? Monks<br />On dry skins salvaging thought and deed. Blessed be those scribes<br />But rescuing those ancient desert ravings and small truths may<br />Not have been so wise.<br />Armed now with the Word they set abroad to<br />Recruit anew the holy army.<br />The desert message writ in gore and peace was never<br />Known again.<br /><br />With the reign triumphant chattel was amassed unparalled. Firstly<br />All females, the sex into bondage. Infidels dutfully done in.<br />All treasure for taking.<br />All beasts into proclaimed stewardship cast<br />And for battle caught foe, alas<br />The chains.<br />Mere arrow, axe and mace blazon desert minions' zeal<br />For now.<br /><br />Monastaries for the parochial few led in time<br />To University leaving the many to life's instruction<br />Also known as being<br />Uneducated.<br />The franchise expanded reluctantly to include "useful idiots".<br />Scholars and Gentlemen.<br />Now the desert minions would have champions<br />By legion.<br /><br />In the Middle Kingdom dragons grew fearful for<br />Such awful noise had come.<br />Fire in tubes that drove them away<br />Never to be seen again.<br />Salute! Salute! Begone demons.<br />Strangers came to the Kingdom welcomed<br />But warned against knowing the recipe for<br />The Dragon weapon.<br /><br />Theft. Deception. On camel's back the secret left<br />The trusting Kingdom.<br />Plodding toward the sand people early<br />In it's journey. Later to lodge with the baptised where<br />Piety seethed and enemies grew like<br />Mushrooms after horses.<br />Cannonading madly those angelical stewards<br />Of eternity.<br /><br />The takings began.<br />Rare a yard of the globe unnoticed by the pious<br />As conquest or conversion fodder.<br />Each pagan household upended despite worth<br />Exceeding the usurper's own.<br />No matter that.<br />Monkish scratching etched the Word for all time.<br />All persons. Amen.<br /><br />Pray tell how a humble ministry<br />To village and desert wanderer led to<br />Basilica<br />And Crystal Worship Palace? The least<br />Materialist soul of record<br />Spawned generations of rapacious zealots<br />Ransacking a planet for piety<br />And for gain.<br /><br />Our progress, if such, is in the way of the inchworm<br />Which must need grasp with his front<br />Whilst dragging onward his<br />Rear parts. And again.<br />His vanguard end needs hind parts holding<br />For purchase only<br />Not to anchor the forward movement with<br />Sternest tradition.<br /><br />Poor creature. Desert minions to the rear lag back</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">And myopia joins narrow wisdom<br />Going forward.<br />Perilous journey with parts joined nicely in tandem<br />But solo effort<br />Brings chaos and struggle. While destiny<br />Is revealed only by<br />The inch.<br /><br />Vague as our fate remains, the desert minions<br />Doubt not the day of our birth.<br />Scouring monkish scribblings brings<br />The aha! moment.<br />With that instant writ firm, all later discovery brings scorn and threat.<br />Time, a bother and impediment, is throttled back<br />To fit the desert calendar exact, lest<br />Doubt emerge.<br /><br />Machines employed and vile draughts brewed to<br />Stay new thought from ever tainting<br />The faithful.<br />Show the rack. Behold the fire and irons.<br />Enough? Why will they not convert nor<br />See our truth revealed and what glories await?<br />Imps and demons poison all<br />Who doubt!<br /><br />Lure the peasant from his fold to kneel and<br />Labor all his days at parchment and wine press<br />And the bell ropes.<br />Equip with a tongue so old and forgotten that its drone<br />Would cower all rogue dissent.<br />Tell of lesser breeds who need succor<br />Or bondage and how the parchments<br />Command it.<br /><br />The freed serf and vassal and bondsmen too<br />Gladly aped hard Roman and thinking Greek as well<br />In yolking others to their will.<br />Centuries of men in chains leave evidence of<br />Grand spectacle for their driven effort.<br />No onset of humane regret manumit those held so<br />Long 'til better power than human muscle made<br />Them free.<br /><br />Oil of whale and then of ancient ferns and such<br />Flowing from deep pit caused water to<br />Boil and spit.<br />Drove the engines of the newly freed serfs and made<br />Leisure to devise torments fresh<br />For sundry foes.<br />Onward the Juggernaut of devout<br />Desert minions.<br /><br />Conquest and mayhem and decades of war<br />And more again as quick as the<br />Stink clears.<br />On and dreadful on 'til this very day and again surely<br />Tomorrow.<br />Religion the beastly side our nature. Need to pray and<br />Urge to slay<br />Dwell together.<br /><br />Whilst Barons feudal did John the King coerce to<br />Magna Carta sire a lusty bairn was<br />Whelped.<br />When gray of beard that babe had met<br />Another ancient one.<br />Whose da was born the very year<br />English pluck routed brave Frenchmen at<br />Agincourt.<br /><br /><br />Now that wee babe with long lived luck<br />In dotage knew another such who's own dear mother<br />Came alive the very day<br />Great Lear appeared upon the stage.<br />For just three mortal spans of years made<br />Creaking steps of times past appear<br />Less daunting. Six stout hearts carried us to<br />Elizabethan sphere.<br /><br />Nearing now our present era aided by<br />These leaps in time to learn of a Bard's namesake<br />Babe who too grew eld.<br />And chanced to meet another crone of<br />Countless years who told<br />The singular precedent of one<br />Whose papa timely arrived when<br />Adams, John was President.<br /><br />To be or not to be a King our<br />Republic's Princeling heir pondered, then agreed<br />To forsake the crown.<br />Majestically he searched in vain to find an American heart<br />Not depraved or corrupted. More darkness than light<br />Filled their souls and thus were unfit<br />For a Republic. Low born. Base.<br />Demos!<br /><br />It was a Nation, that much is true and<br />A new Republic, too. Though some saw murder, theft<br />And jingo seeping through.<br />But winners write the tale that longest lasts.<br />There was a wilderness to tame<br />And treasures greater than ever known before<br />Lay at every patriot's door.<br />For the taking.<br /><br />Tom J. came along when we needed a friend.<br />Eight years had he but old Adams, J. scarce half that<br />To rule. Good friend Tom fiddled and took all<br />The House commanded and kept all his bought help<br />In field, kitchen and manse.<br />Tom was no friend to woman or hired man who<br />Dared wish a ballot to cast, if you please. Was Tom J. truly<br />A friend... indeed?<br /><br />Polish an oaf and he cleans up so nicely.<br />Put his hands on a throttle with caboose<br />Far behind.<br />Varlet now literate reading solemn at law while<br />Steamboat Willie flickers about on<br />A wall.<br />Brave and new the world is our oyster<br />Stew.<br /><br />Republic gone. Lasted but scarce a half century! Egad.<br />Then on that slippery slope. Big chunk of neighbor Mexico.<br />Some idyllic pineapple isles<br />And next whatever Spain had worth the taking.<br />Hush! Be loath to utter aloud or even think<br />If loyal patriotic and discrete<br />That foulest of foul word that stink...<br /><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Empire.<br /></span></em><br />Our RNA, our very genes demand we must always grow.<br />Go West Young Man and Eminent Domain and Westward Ho!<br />But no Nation unless some hidden fugue propels will endlessly<br />Grow the whole world over.<br />No wisdom voice to mock us as we willfully grow, but never do<br />Grow up.<br />Unlimited growth is a perfect tell but only by a metastasizing<br />Cancer cell.<br /><br />The game is up. Every day, in every way it slides away and<br />We have no clue as to how it ever got that way.<br />We are not unique, never were. We are not all good<br />And wise and noble.<br />Only motion and noise and none to say Stop! Pause!<br />Between the human and the truly humane we are but a link<br />And a messy bit of unfinished celestial business</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">I think. </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><span style="color:#000000;"></span>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-8196471616983685702011-09-30T05:48:00.000-07:002011-09-30T14:21:56.801-07:00Farewell Noble Spirit of the Enlightenment<strong><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#000000;">Approaching the End of Patriarchy?<br /></span><br /></span>Have we, in the final analysis, simply cloaked prior eons of chaos, darkness and base instinct with a veneer of sophistication? Have a few bold, courageous new ideas about reality a few centuries back, augmented with enormous natural resource and energy sources, blinded us to those lurking reactive forces?<br /><br />If again back in thrall to those lesser impulses, are we, at best then, a clumsy work in progress? A dubious link between the human and the truly humane and a messy bit of unfinished celestial business pretending all is well with us.<br /><br />Dorinda Outram:<br /><br /><em><span style="color:#000000;">"Enlightenment was a desire for human affairs to be guided by rationality rather than by faith, superstition, or revelation; a belief in the power of human reason to change society and liberate the individual from the restraints of custom or arbitrary authority; all backed up by a world view increasingly validated by science rather than by religion or tradition."<br /></span><br /></em>In ever increasing areas of the world are not critical signs pointing to a rapid reversion to a earlier mode of existence? For a few centuries now, easing of daily existence, along with greater material resources, has been followed by vastly greater fecundity that permeates even remote areas. But lately the very planet seems to be complaining that for centuries we, it's self-proclaimed stewards, have not acted wisely. As the privileged species, it seems to say, our housekeeping is atrocious; the place is a mess. <span style="color:#000000;">Clean it up!</span><br /><br />We have degraded, polluted, over-populated and taken up vastly more than our share of all that exists here. It has never been worse and that is because never before have we been able to take so much, so quickly, for use in the present; denying it to the future. Our legacy to the heirs, writ clearly and proudly, is, <span style="color:#000000;">"You shall have nothing if we can help it. We are spending your Planet; go somewhere else. Maybe we'll overlook and leave behind something useful, something that doesn't take powerful machines to bring forth; that's doubtful. You will, future persons, if you are lucky, become scavengers, salvagers and junkmen, because we will leave plenty of that."<br /></span><br />Apparently it will not be outer space to which we will then go, as many have dreamed. Like moths to a bulb we have risen grandly to the heights but also like the moth we grow exhausted (and broke) and succumb to gravity. ( America has difficulty even delivering the daily mail lately.)<br /><br />On some level, mostly subconscious at this point in time, Westerners know the game is up. That the powers that be are not leveling with us. The information sneaks in stealthily that everything is different from what we are told. That things will not be returning to what we've known in the past... ever.<br /><br />All sorts are wild and bizarre statements and actions will be the new norm for the nonce. Without information free from spin and slant people will thrash around for guidance and direction. A lot of this will be frightening for many, certainly unpleasant, but not unexpected after several generations of disinformation serving as truth. Anything we are told these days, particularly on the very best authority, best forget it and keep digging around. Somewhere beyond the noise is the truth.<br /><br />Carl Jung cautioned that if we did not soon find a universal understanding of what makes us human the future looked dim. That perhaps we will see a gradual collapse of our material way of life and enter into a time comparable to the Dark Ages. The failure to examine in depth the actual nature of reality as opposed to the arbitrary hunches and dogmas currently in vogue fail to ground mankind within nature and the scheme of things. In no regard are we meeting the future united, prepared and in agreement on what we really are and what we really need. If we couldn't fix things during good times, how on Earth will we do it now?<br /><br />Part of our own dilemma stems from devotion to a aggressive, militant fundamentalism. For decades our principal activity has been the outfitting of legions of missionaries (armed to the teeth of course) setting out bravely to convert the unwashed, the unbelieving and the disrespectful, hopefully at a profit. With missions in hundreds of bases everywhere our brand of Americanism and Christian fundamentalism has alarmed the world. But as Professor Chomsky reminds us, it did all begin here. We do own it.<br /><br />Noam Chomsky<em><span style="color:#000000;">:" We must bear in mind that the US is a very fundamentalist society, perhaps more than any other society in the world - even more fundamentalist than Saudi Arabia or the Taliban. That's very surprising</span>."<br /></em><br /><em><span style="color:#000000;">"Until 1950, there was no entry for fundamentalism in the Oxford English Dictionary; the derivative fundamentalist was added only in its second 1989 edition."</span></em> Wikipedia<br /><br />We also learn these inventions, spawned early in the Twentieth Century by fledgling Divines and Dons, at Princeton Theological Seminary, were social skirmishes whose time had come. The creators were ambitious and zealous: to defend orthodox Protestant Christianity against the perceived threat of Darwinism and liberal theology. Sound familiar?<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><em>"The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie, deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive and unrealistic."</em><br /></span>John F. Kennedy<br /><br />Naturally our militaristic minions around the world have not gone unnoticed by the locals. Religious zealotry begets more of the same and lately half the globe is seething with it. Thus far, the second - stringers, the so-called BRICs, have not caught the plague. Not yet. But then it's the fifties in China and we all know where that era led elsewhere. The Middle Kingdom version is sort of the equivalent of hundreds of Levittowns being thrown up against a background of Berlin in the nineties replete with construction cranes to the horizon. And, oh yes, a political regime resembling the hairy hand of McCarthyism we all enjoyed so much.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#333333;">A Beijing Scenario:</span><br /><br /></span>It's the fifties in the Middle Kingdom and the cruisin' has begun. Picture this scene out of "Chinese Graffiti" where forty million single dudes in spanking new SUVs cruise endlessly trying to pick-up, get this, NO chicks! Now that they produce more cars than the US the bumper stickers could shout,<span style="color:#000000;"> "What's Good for Great Wall Motors is Good for China!" </span>Fifty years of 'one childness' has produced a bumper crop of ...testosterone.<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Good luck with that!<br /><br /></span>All in all, the old guys who run things in Beijing should look around the world, especially in the West, to see where all this 'progress' might lead. Instead of benefiting from seeing where we stumbled they seem determined to end up the same way, broke, confused and angry. Nobody ever learns, it's our charm as a species and may bury us yet.<br /><br />Now males, and especially older males, have much to offer but they really should be regarded as useful idiots. Aside from certain mental qualities that enable them to stand slightly aside from life's realities and do interesting things abstractedly, like build stuff and blow up stuff, they should never, ever, be allowed near the sources of power.<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Two things, and only two, are commanded by nature: reproduction of species and death. All else is option. Males are largely indifferent to the former but appear much devoted to the latter.Too often the violent demise of some other male is a consuming focus of male effort. Now males are all right as far as we go but we have gone way too far for way too long. A thousand generations is quite enough as we, all of us, are now quite noticeably...stuck. We are stuck in the here and now; stuck in today.<br /><br /></span>The Earth has endured a thousand generations of male domination. Human life may one day soon be forfeit as a result. An innate lack of future orientation sufficient to overcome exploitation of the planet for temporal gain suggests males are unfit for continued leadership. Recorded history and mythology are testimony to the propensity of the gender to build, destroy, and kill with blatant disregard for future aspect. The male mindset that has been governing the globe lacks a clear future inclination and could lead the species to extinction if allowed to continue unabated<br /><br />What to do? Well, the distaff, on the other hand, at least live from month to future month much of their lives; a big improvement over the male day- to- day plodding vision. And on occasion the femmes live several months out ahead; nine months out to be exact. In this way the future can be somewhat sensed as existing beyond now and beyond a single generation.<br /><br />Is this then, a different way of viewing existence, of living along a different time line, what the human race sorely lacks as a lodestar? Orientation and planning with emphasis on the future rather than the temporal. Something that many females possess but which has been trivialized and disregarded in favor of what could be interpreted as male theft of the future for a specious patriarchy today.<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">There is likely no community on the planet where reversal or even lessening of current gender domination could take place in any meaningful way. In fact billions of people are expressly forbidden by theology to even contemplate such a transition. An advocacy of this notion might lead to excommunication, stoning, beheading or at least a banishment to the nearest desert for the audacity. Most theologies consist of many small truths cobbled together as one big lie;</span> male supremacy.<br /><br />So an arrangement that could possibly save the species from itself will have to await a post apocalyptic time. Not an ounce of power will be willingly ceded until civilization crashes around us. Why then is the example of a society which managed to exist far longer than any other known, and with near equal female participation; the three thousand year track record of Ancient and Pharaonic Egypt ignored as pagan and effeminate? Because it's better to risk total cataclysm and perish than to have <em><span style="color:#000000;">them</span></em> running the show!<br /><br />Perhaps It all started after the last ice age. The hunters hunted and the gatherers gathered. Then the gatherers became diggers and, eureka!, agriculture. Thank's ladies! This was the real deal: civilization. Not the hobby-shop, toy and gadget world the now underemployed hunter bunch dreamed up. No this was what made it all happen. Full bellies and some leisure time courtesy of the femmes. But the gals let their lead slip away and the hobby-shop became the world.<br /><br />What kind of a future will they make for us if women regain the leadership? What it won't be is the hobby-shop, gadget and garage-band world;that city center/phallic oases guy's world, repete with extraordinary violence, it has been for generations. It will, early on, necessarily revert to the most basic of basics, growing stuff to eat, full tilt.<br /><br />Restaurateur and Chef Jose Andreas of 'Julio' in Bethesda, Maryland was interviewed recently on NPR radio and made the most profound energy statement I have heard in years.<br /><br /><br /><br /><em><span style="color:#000000;">"But I think the most important is to remind everyone that the most important source of energy is not gas. The most important source of energy is food, because food is what keeps us - the humans - with energy. So we need to start thinking about food as the most important source of energy, because it's the energy that keeps moving us, the people - the people of America, the people of world.<br /><br />... I hope that we're going to start taking seriously where our food comes from. Because right now I don't think we do. And we need to start making sure that our politicians understand that the most important thing is our food, period. And food should be un-negotiable..."<br /></span><br /></em>We may become a tribe of earnest junkmen recycling gadgets and gee-gaws; eternally recycling for employment. The ladies just trying their best to keep the babies warm and healthy. All the while finding and setting priorities, including the amatory arrangements. If it doesn't appear to make sense unto the seventh generation it don't git done! And that's not negotiable, pal<br /><br />The Roman Empire slid into the backwater of history without a whimper. Will we, the 'can do' people, the inventors of damn near everything, the flyers to the moon; will we do the same thing? Very likely. Unless things change in a big hurry, an historical backwater is our likely destination,too.<br /><br />With even a tiny clear glimpse of our future prospects America could wake out of it's trance and begin to prepare. Slowly, very slowly, in all probability. Committees, of course, endless committees, but that's okay. As long as they are realistic and not simply bent on returning to what cannot be sustained any longer. Hopefully the message that emerges from all this collective wisdom will be...<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><em>Stop! Stop everything!<br /></em><br /></span>We're broke. We're losing irreplaceable energy supplies rapidly. We're despised globally for bringing it all down on everybody's head by sheer hubris, endless war, and willful interference on a massive, Crusader like, scale for a century or so. It's up to us, alone, if we intend to survive as a viable entity.<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Where to start? Sensible priorities might help. The time has come for National Triage. It can't all be saved. So what's important? Food, clothing, shelter, fuel and transportation. What? That old stuff? Yep, exactly. That's were it's at.</span><br /><br />Well, we can handle all that, we already do. Sure, but on credit, yours, mine and the government's; at the sufferance of others. Those days are ending rapidly. As a debtor nation and debtor society the barbarians can arrive at the gates any day in the form of creditors demanding payback. On that day it's all over. Backwater time for sure.<br /><br />How do we keep the wolf at bay? Maybe by living for the future for a change. The future to a farmer means planting now for harvest later. It doesn't mean waiting by the dock for dinner to arrive from farmers thousands of miles away. It also means less crop planting dedicated to cow and hog (and automobile) gullets and more stuff that goes straight to human nourishment.<br /><br />The future also would appreciate us saving a little something prior to its arrival. Like fossil fuel? If we made our own jeans, bath towels, footwear, etc.etc. ourselves (we did once, remember?) we could save a little petrol for the future. Might come in handy, who knows? We could use what we manage to save now to keep the lights on, the food cold and the house warm, down the road. And put a little aside to carry us comfortably around instead of needing to walk everywhere.<br /><br />As we rapidly edge toward the end of a surfeit of cheap and plentiful energy based on the consumption of irreplaceable fossil fuel, a bitter ' historical' reality begins to present itself for our consideration.<br /><br />For three centuries we have developed a growing dependence on highly concentrated forms of what is basically solar energy, sunlight, to ease our burdens and grow our societies. Before the general use of coal and later, petroleum, we were limited to hydro, wind, firewood and, if the hunting was good, whale oil, to help us. But what formed the basis of our walking around energy usage was horse,and human, muscle power.<br /><br />Human power, beyond the personal and familial, was augmented by hired help and/or owned help. History is rife with doleful accounts of the later. In fact it was only in the 20th century that chattel slavery was finally abolished worldwide. <span style="color:#000000;">Legal</span> human slavery existed in the lifetime of a few elderly people still alive today.<br /><br />How fantastic is a scenario predicated on the gradual lead-up to a condition of want and coercion that would lead one or more societies to consider reverting to that 'peculiar institution'? And if conditions had so deteriorated as to make the unthinkable attractive who would take the first step?<br /><br />David Suzuki said<em> <span style="color:#000000;">"We must reinvent a future free of blinders so that we can choose from real options."</span></em><span style="color:#000000;"><br /></span><br />A resilient globe, Earth, having managed to absorb constant assaults on its integrity for eons is now beginning to show vulnerability. Human populations were not sufficiently numerous nor technologically advanced enough in the past to cause grievous planetary harm. This is no longer true. Every day we come closer to the point of no return and nowhere is seen the remedy for reversing possible terminal decline.<br /><br />We are not unique, never were. We are not all good and wise and noble. Too many pictures, too many reports have surfaced of too many nasty deeds done in our name all over the place for too, damn long. Too much money sticking to the hands of too few of us and too many lies about why that is. Folks are not as ready as they once were to drink the cool-aid or believe the half-truths and absolute fictions ever so slyly promulgated; about why things need to be this way.<br /><br /><em><span style="color:#000000;">"Nothing will see us through the age we're entering but high consciousness, and that comes hard. We don't have a good, modern myth yet, and we need one</span>."<br /></em><br />Robert Johnson<br /><br />None among us living or dead is really fit to be called humane. The best and noblest among us is but a passive enabler of a species given to denial of future entitlement in favor of present utility. Notice the ones in those pictures with swollen bellies and flies on their eyes are never the mothers. We husband the breeders; forfeit the young...<span style="color:#333333;">the future</span>. </strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-2014547044565402112011-09-27T08:22:00.000-07:002011-09-27T08:26:06.552-07:00Nukes=No Future<strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#000000;">Nukes= No Future</span> </span><br />Face Book</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong><a href="http://goo.gl/n1yrb"><span style="color:#333333;">http://goo.gl/n1yrb</span></a></strong><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><br /></span>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-1992162653121749152011-09-25T13:00:00.000-07:002011-11-03T03:34:14.247-07:00A Proclamation: Ex Cathedra<strong>Stories About The Future - A submission for ADR<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">A Proclamation: Ex Cathedra<br /></span>by Robert Magill<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">"It's better than just sitting here in the dark freezing", he grumped.<br />"We're not freezing. Don't be such a...", Margot sounded.<br />"Wuss", another.<br />"You're not gonna fall for that stupid billboard, are you?", Jeffery was incredulous.<br />"Or those crappy fliers?", she said.<br />Blake looked anew at the yellowish document he was holding. It was on low quality newsprint; all that was available recently. Still he was taken by the simplicity of the message and the threat of change in his life it proffered.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">Your Planet Needs You to Volunteer<br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">A Call For Volunteers<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">It went on to say more detailed information was forthcoming soon and that it would be an opportunity of a lifetime. Blake had spent his few short years avoiding volunteering for much of anything but the alleged source of the call both intrigued and annoyed him.<br /></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">"Your Planet! Who would have the gall to even dream up such a scam...the chutzpah", he said to no one and everyone, " that gets me." Margo pulled her blanket layers more tightly around her. "Blake, you've got to be kidding. Anybody can see it's a come-on. Somebody want's something from us."<br /></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">Jeffery, who was finishing up the last of his ration roared out with a mouthful. "Let's get off it, Ok. Enough!"<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">The four who were sharing the flat had little in common except the day-to- day idleness that was endemic all around. All their individual and collective energies were devoted to bare existence. The malaise these twenty-somethings were experiencing was nothing unusual in the latter part of the twenty-first century. </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">They had grown up constantly reminded to be thankful they lived in a part of the world where people could still have hope for better times and not the really wretched areas elsewhere. It was difficult to feel fortunate with winter setting in and knowing it was going to be another long grind until spring.<br /><br />Since power had been off most of the day and never was on after nine PM they soon drifted off into fitful dozing.<br /><br />Clark was slightly older than the others and woke with the pale October dawn. With effort he arose clutching his blankets about his tall, somewhat gangly, frame. They were all slightly gaunt now as rations were minimal. He made an effort to not even think about eating this early. When he had shaken off sleep remnants and wandered closer to the front of the flat, which may have been a squat (the guy who collected the modest rent seemed dicey, maybe not even entitled to it) but he kept a little heat on and they had to be content.<br /></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">"Oh my lord, another one!" In the door jamb was another of the bills Blake had exclaimed over.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Your Planet Needs You to Volunteer<br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">A Call For Volunteers<br /><span style="color:#000000;">Your Planet</span></span> is annoyed that a great many of you have for several centuries demonstrated a lack of the wise stewardship demanded of a privileged species. Your housekeeping is atrocious, the place is a mess.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">Your Planet</span> is concerned you have degraded, polluted, over-populated and used-up more than your share of all that exists here.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">Your Planet</span> is greatly annoyed your actions have heated up the place to such a degree the New Ice Age planned to cool things off and rearrange the landscape may have been delayed.</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>"<span style="color:#000000;">What crapola!, he shouted, having read this much. This was loud enough to awaken Margot and a sullen Jeffery. "What are you raving about. God it's cold", she complained.<br />"Here, dig this", handing over the form. They read on.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">In order to expedite the ensuing decline of modern civilization and prevent an unseemly last minute rush to annihilation: an appeal is hereby issued as follows;<br /><br />_ Volunteer now because an orderly <span style="color:#000000;">"Planetary Die-off"</span> to sustainable numbers is<br />desirable to avoid overtaxing existing funerary facilities: therefore;<br /><br />*All <span style="color:#000000;">First World</span> inhabitants are requested to volunteer early as your impact on<br />Planet Earth is the most dire and your passing will no doubt be histrionic and<br />trying for the rest of mankind.<span style="color:#000000;"> </span><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Your Planet knows who you are.<br /></span><br /></span></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">They cried in unison at this point. "First World! What is this shit? We live in a slum and eat MRE's and K-rations when we can get them." First World, ha!"<br /></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">The rancor woke up Blake who grabbed the notice and devoured it greedily. He was much taken by this indictment of the only world he had ever known and reacted accordingly. "This is meant for all of us. It's not a joke. This is real."<br /></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">"Real your ass", hissed Jeffery, taking the missile and shredding it."Get ready guys, forget this nonsense. We have to get down early to the dispensary if we want to eat tonight. They run out early this time of year."<br /></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">The four bundled up against the late fall chill and left the flat. On the boulevard opposite the food dispensary a tattered old billboard featured a huge new poster that had appeared during the night. It was a repeat of the headlines contained in the two fliers but added much more. A small crowd had gathered around and they were stunned as they read the additional dictat.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">In order to expedite the ensuing decline of modern civilization and prevent an unseemly last minute rush to annihilation: an appeal is hereby issued as follows;<br /><br />_ Volunteer now because an orderly <span style="color:#000000;">"Planetary Die-off" </span>to sustainable numbers is<br />desirable to avoid overtaxing existing funerary facilities: therefore;<br /><br />*All <span style="color:#000000;">First World</span> inhabitants are requested to volunteer early as your impact on<br />Planet Earth is the most dire and your passing will no doubt be histrionic and<br />trying for the rest of mankind.<span style="color:#000000;"> Your Planet knows who you are.<br /><br /></span><br />Exemptions:<br />1. Old Order (Horse & Buggy) Amish. Not part of modern life, therefore<br />exempt.<br />2. Vegans (closeted, or mum about it) who live above anticipated<br />flood zones worldwide and have demonstrable funerary skills.<br />3. Organic farmers who live in yurts, make their own clothing and use<br />plow horses. (No cattle, hogs or other slaughter animals permitted).<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">"Jesus, it's like the draft used to be in the war days. They have exemptions and we're not included", protested Blake,"That's not fair."<br /></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">"Blake, you<em> are</em> a flake, it's a hoax. Don't you get it? It's not Big Brother, it's Big Scammer!", Jeffery pronounced with some heat but, nevertheless, some anxiety.<br /></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">The crowd moved into the food line with muttering and resignation. "What does it mean", from someone. "Can't you read. It's God's will.", we're all goners, now." "Bull! Bull! Bull!", from a doubter.<br /></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">The friends talked among themselves as they withstood the long wait for their food dole. Their normally dour mood was much augmented by the pronouncements on the poster. With the rations in hand they wandered about the area aimlessly until fatigue and ennui reluctantly propelled them homeward.<br /></span></strong><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>Arriving at the flat they were astounded to see another of the odious papers affixed to the front door. The four stared without touching the notice.<br /><br /></strong></span><span style="font-size:130%;">Final Notice:</span> <span style="font-size:180%;">PROCLAMATION: Ex Cathedra<br /><br /></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Your Planet Will <em>Consider</em> Additional Exemptions for Early Volunteers if They Meet These Requirements:<br /><br /><br />_Volunteer cowboys and hog wranglers needed in great numbers to supervise the<br />decline of those populations to practically nil, as quickly and humanely as possible.<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">Your Planet is choking on their effluence<br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">_Volunteer Urban Futurists to supervise and expedite gradual evacuation of urban centers (first priority to those in flood plains) to densities not to exceed that of, <em>example only</em>, Peoria, Illinois.<br /><br />_ Volunteer Flotillas to sail the globe rescuing military personnel abandoned at 750 bases when the government defaults and flees. (Contribution of personal<br />watercraft appreciated.)<br /><br />_ Volunteer engineers and technicians: mechanical, electrical and especially nuclear to disable, dismantle and permanently mothball all nuclear devices and machines.<br />Without the resources needed to keep these applications adequately serviced and<br />maintained they are too dangerous to allow to exist.<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Your Planet is made <em>extremely nervous</em> by these devices.</span><br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">_Volunteer Secular (requirement, there will be a test) Missionaries to Third World (and possibly Second World) societies to prepare them for the shock of the demise of the First World and its bounty.<br />( For example: See Cargo Cult mentality.)<br />Additional Exemption:<br />1. Temporary delay of "Die-off"in under-developed world;<br />pending satisfactory results from First World "transitions".<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Automatic revocation for Planetary Insult ( i.e. behaving like First World).</span> <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#000000;">Your Planet will be watching closely</span>.</span><br /><br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">They tore off the paper, carried it inside and began to inventory their collective and solitary skills in light of the exemption possibilities.</span> Hope flickered.<br /><br />end</strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-74688862531852333922011-09-11T04:30:00.000-07:002011-10-29T13:13:40.123-07:00In the Shadow of Mount Trashmore<strong>' INVASION OF THE SPACE BATS ' entry<br /><br />In the Shadow of Mount Trashmore<br />by Robert Magill<br /><br />"Five"<br />"Five"<br />"Seven"<br />"Way too many. Way, way too many", from an angry voice.<br />"That's nonsense. Make it twenty", another.<br />"You're bitter!', someone cried.<br />The meeting, one of several held to determine the final ratio, had been proceeding well enough until the call for floor suggestions. Now the rancor and dispute threatened to overshadow whatever progress had been enjoyed thus far.<br /><br />"We need a break. This subject is draining us all.", Myra suggested in an effort to diffuse the rising heat this topic had engendered. She was senior enough to convince the women to pause and a dash from the circle to the toilets resulted.<br /><br />No one was thrilled at the meeting theme and it had been put off numerous times. Circumstances had made it no longer possible to delay further. What was finally decided now would have lasting repercussions for generations. It could not be taken lightly.<br />After a short interval they began to gather again and hands were raised for attention. No leader was designated so by default certain speakers had arisen from the ranks. Among these was a slender, rather intense youngster who had impressed the gathering earlier. She was singled out from the throng of hands waving wildly.<br /><br />"Miriam, go ahead please." Myra said at last.<br />"I'm younger than most of you so I feel what is decided here could affect me longer and I frankly am scared and nervous at this point. I haven't tried to have children yet and the prospect of what I fear may be a disgusting situation terrifies me,", she confessed.<br />"You'll love it, honey!, someone opined.<br />"Can it, we have to make a decision", rang out.<br />"They won't call you a slut or a whore like they did in my grandmother's day, kiddo", said an older woman.<br />"You're not the only one affected, missy", another hissed, before Myra could regain some order.<br /><br />Myra turned to Miriam and smiled slightly to show her sympathy for what was not just the fears of the younger members but had affected them all.<br />"Agreement was unanimous at all earlier points as you know. I don't have to tell you I know this is one of the most difficult parts of the entire project. But it's crucial. So let's get it done", she said. "We're down to a choice between five or seven. How about a show of hands? Seven"<br />A great many hands went up but it was obvious it would not carry. "Five." It carried and except for a few disgruntled looks those gathered seemed relieved a decision had been made at long last.<br />"That'll show them we mean it. Smug bastards needed this to happen", was voiced.<br /><br />Rising with notes in hand from her place on Myra's left Catherine waited while the murmurring subsided before commencing. In her precise shy tone she began.<em><span style="color:#000000;"> "A Manifesto. The Hopeful Remnants hereby agree",</span></em> at this point several women yelled out at once,<br />"Not yet decided"<br />"I hate that name!"<br />"It's stupid. Change it!"<br />Myra interrupted the hubbub and pleaded,"If we can't continue, all our efforts will have been for nothing. Let Catherine go on...please."<br />Catherine began again.<em><span style="color:#000000;"> "The Hopeful Remnants hereby agree we will seek to limit the number of male citizens to one for each five females effective at once."<br /></span></em>"Hear, hear"<br />"At last an end to it all"<br />"Sic semper tyrannosaurus!", blurted a wag which prompted a few snickers and much relief.<br /><br />She went on. <em><span style="color:#000000;">"Because we, The Hopeful Remnants, having concluded that past male leadership failed to perceive the objective environment was deteriorating beyond all hope of recovery and having persisted in causing ever more chaos and violence globally, we hereby unanimously agree that sort of coercive leadership shall never be permitted again. The state we have found ourselves in, though desperate is not hopeless ...unless we allow that gender to rule the world as it once did."<br /></span></em>"No chance in hell!"<br />"Over my dead tush they will!"<br />"Men are swine!", was shouted.<br />"We rule now. Woop. Woop!"<br /></strong><br /><strong>Catherine continued hesitantly.<em><span style="color:#000000;"> "The great loss we suffered by this flagrant denial of looming fossil fuel shortages and the impossiblity of their replacement with anything that could provide for the sustainability of such a bloated life style led to the massive failure of all systems. The mostly male leadership knew this would occur to a certainty but chose to ignore for political or monetary gain doomsday looming on the horizon. The result of this tragic waste of basic energy resources is that no important manufactory has been possible for us since early in the twenty-second century. We have been fortunate to live near what used to be known by early residents as Mount Trashmore,"<br /></span></em>"No big male bobble heads on our mountain!", was quipped.<br /><span style="color:#000000;">... she smiles, then continues</span><em><span style="color:#000000;">," and that huge old landfill keeps us reasonably well provisioned. It is a treasure trove for us as is quarrying in abandoned cities and towns for others who...<br /><br /></span></em>"It helps that our soil is tilth and easily worked", rang out.<br />"Keep the guys digging out old Trashmore..."<br />"...and out of our fields, our crops and our hair!"<br />"Unless it's comb-out time, kids. Ha."<br /><em><span style="color:#000000;"></span></em></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#000000;">"...are not fortunate enough to live in such a bucolic setting and have sustainable agriculture. In addition, it has long been our overriding effort to encourage a practice which, so far, seems to regularly produce more female than male babies and, is done without causing harm, and which, furthermore, serves to replace the mate exclusivity and more sinister practices that had favored male offspring. History is rife with female infanticide, one-child only rules and oppressive dowry requirements. Multiple partnering of several males with one female, as a prevailing social norm, was extremely rare historically. It is a tenet of our clan lore that the dominance of males throughout history was partially the result of insistence on singularity in couplings thus shunning competition.This bias may have gone far in accomplishing male dominion, both numerical and social, where it might not otherwise have flourished. Plus, grouped lovemaking is our way of avoiding favoritism, which although it still exists with us, usually does not lead to extreme possessiveness. By removing stigma and coercion from human sexual behavior. a more harmonious libido has fore-sworn most sexual compulsion while adding untrammeled eroticism to our daily fare."<br /></span></em>"Untrammeled, that's us!"<br />"Yeeah!"<br />"You go ladies!"<br />"Hush!", Myra felt compelled to caution again.<br /><em><span style="color:#333333;"></span></em></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#333333;">"Our burgeoning bisexuality coexisting with a benign matriarchy has had an added benefit, the numbers of offspring always being a concern with us; a form of birth control. As we've discovered studying Bonobo ape populations, a surplus of sex can result in fewer offspring. This has the desired effects of strengthening bonds, providing pleasure and discouraging rivalries.<br />Most importantly, it reflects the latent sensual nature of contemporary females who have grown to maturity with an instinctive knowledge of self-worth and desire without the need for male approbation."</span></em> Catherine lowered her notes and summed up with,"That's what we have so far, people. I'll be happy to add whatever additions or amendments we come up with."<br /></strong><br /><strong>Myra announced the end of the formal session and small groups gathered to compare the findings.<br />She was immediately approached by several of the younger members who excitedly peppered her with questions.<br /><br />"I just don't get it."<br />"Neither do I", echoed Miriam rushing up. "What about us. Don't we count as individuals...or anything?"<br /><br />"Believe me I know what you're going through ladies. I was your age once, you know. We've all been through it", explained Myra. " Something in our makeup cries out for it at a certain time in our lives. So the urge for exclusivity...they called it romance back in the day, is compelling."<br /><br />"But I feel so complete, so special with him", it was Miriam on the verge of tears.<br /><br />"I know my dear. It hurts so. But it will pass, and soon. That was one of the most insidious weapons...your vulnerability at this time of life, they used against us to keep the power", Myra said with compassion. "Films and books, Romance Novels, they were called, reeked of this.<br />An onslaught of sentimentality which kept young women forever longing for the <em>one and only</em> who would fill their hearts...and minds. It bred chronic discontent and impatience with anything less than what some writer's sentimental dreaming's had provoked within them."<br /><br />Angie, who had hitherto remained silent tossed her hair back and issued a challenge."Do what you want. Listen to her if you haven't the guts to question. I want to know what the hell the shape of my Carlos'<em> thingee</em> got to do with all of this?"<br /><br />That outburst caused a lot of giggles but got everyone's rapt attention.<br /><br />"It's not just your guy's thingee, sweetie, it's all the guys...all males. Remember your anatomy lessions?"<br />"Gross!"<br />"Well some of it may have been. I can't quote it exactly but...<em><span style="color:#000000;">it touched on how natural selection equipped men to handle other men impregnating their sexual partners and"<br /><br /></span></em>"Organ shape!"<br />"...you do remember that. Unforgettable, eh? I think it said<em><span style="color:#000000;"> 'the coronal ridge offers a special removal service to expunge foreign sperm'.</span></em> Scientific American, that's what was quoted, I'm positive. In an old, old archive. To our bright gal researchers that was the clue. What was intended by nature but suborned for eons in favor of exclusivity in mating and control of women as chattel."<br />"We'd still be if they had their way", Miriam interjected.<br />"True! True! True", came back<br />"Are they even educable? I don't think so."<br /></strong><br /><strong>Myra continued, "Years ago, the clan's senior women were stunned by the idea of this organ being something so unique; and by the singular investment nature had made in sculpting it. And how, mankind so, how can I put it, so beneficently gifted by nature, had ignored until now the obviously intended usage. Awed by such prescience in nature, this information then gradually morphed into our clan lore and practice and remains so today .Not solely to prevent rivals from copulatory success but to alter the male to female ratio radically, maybe permanently."<br /><br />"But Carlos and I just want to be in love", Angie pleaded.<br /><br />"Of course you do. Be in love, make love, with Carlos or Miriam or anyone you choose. You miss the point, dear. Look, it's taken almost two centuries to get the ratio of women to men to where it is now. Between one and a half and two, to one, our favor. That's good but not nearly good enough. Still it's a lot better than about 50-50 as it was in the bad old days. And the paternity decision doesn't affect you or any of us unless..."<br /><br />"We want to have a baby.", muttered Angie.<br />"...exactly. Then you must have multiple partners. Carlos will understand. Guys do...usually. Once in a while there's a cropper but hey...it's rough on some people. Especially if they have a tendency to be possessive."<br /><br /><br />"So how do we know this actually works? That it's not just a statistical thing...a freak of nature. We've only been doing it this way for a really short time", said another.<br />Myra, wearily,"We don't. But so far it seems solid. And so far we are able to keep them from getting the upper hand over us, though they try hard enough!"<br />"Do they ever! It's like a disease they all have", was advanced by another.<br />"The guys seem stuck, stuck in the here and now. Women have a more developed sense of time or something" offered Corrine, one of the new comers to the little group.<br />"Yeah, our future is always a month away, and another month, on and on", Angie griped.<br />"Well, if you're pregnant the future is many months down the road, nine, to be exact", put in Miriam.<br /><br /></strong><strong></strong><strong>"Myra, I know a lot of it has to do wih the way it's shaped, the head and all. But what really happens, you know, when you do it with a bunch of guys?", Angie was still puzzled.<br />"Well, when the male thrusts forcefully the other men's semen is sort of pulled up by the glans and away from your cervix so his seed has a better change", she replied.<br />"So how does that make girl babies?"<br />"Good question, kiddo. What seems to happen is this technique somehow favors girl seed and not the sperm for making boys. How? Who knows. But history was written by men and directed by men, so maybe sex selection was a part of the plan from way back. There has to have been a darn good reason for nature to take the trouble to perfect a device like the human male organ if it was not expected to be used as a scoop and without multiple partners expected to be regularly involved, what's there to scoop. What other use could have been intended? You tell me.", Myra sighed, beginning to wilt from the effort.<br /><br />"All this makes me feel like part of an experiment and not very important part either", Angie complained bitterly. " A cross between a brood mare and a test tube. Is there any purpose to it all...to life?"<br /></strong><br /><strong>"Just two things, my sweet. Just two. and we've touched on one. Granted our task is difficult. The planet is not the oasis it once was. We know our hold is tenuous but we carry on. As for the reasons to exist, reproducing yourself is one; dying, the other. Everything else is an option. No, I'm wrong. There's a third. To keep the men from running amok and screwing up the planet again.<br />Let's break it off now, girls. Holding love and light to you all."<br /><br />Myra left them and took a position in the center and to remind the gathering of the next stage.<br /><br />"People. Keep in mind the next Plenary theme is a doozy. Got to face it though. If we intend, as we certainly do, to take charge of our lives and the destiny of the clan...and all the members. Female <em>and</em> male. We have to reach down and summon the courage to begin the discussion. So, as hard as it will be, ladies, next time we meet the agenda will be Death and Dying. How our clan is handling things, what improvements are needed and what is lacking. Big, big issues. That's about it for this afternoon, folks. Thanks for all your help. Blessed be. Oh, I don't have to tell you...keep it to yourselves. We don't need any company!"<br />end<br /><br /><br /></strong><strong></strong><strong></strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-10438913742581482392011-09-06T04:40:00.000-07:002011-09-06T04:43:01.019-07:00Better dead than fem?<strong>A resilient globe, Earth, having managed to absorb constant assaults on its integrity for eons is now beginning to show vulnerability. Human populations were not sufficiently numerous nor technologically advanced enough in the past to cause grievous planetary harm. This is no longer true. Every day we come closer to the point of no return and nowhere is seen the remedy for reversing possible terminal decline.<br /><br /></strong><strong><span style="color:#000000;">Two things, and only two, are commanded by nature: reproduction of species and death. All else is option. Males are largely indifferent to the former but appear much devoted to the latter.Too often the violent demise of some other male is a consuming focus of male effort. Now males are all right as far as we go but we have gone way too far for way too long. A thousand generations is quite enough as we, all of us, are now quite noticeably...stuck. We are stuck in the here and now; stuck in today.<br /></span><br />The Earth has endured a thousand generations of male domination. Human life may one day soon be forfeit as a result. An innate lack of future orientation sufficient to overcome exploitation of the planet for temporal gain suggests males are unfit for continued leadership. Recorded history and mythology are testimony to the propensity of the gender to build, destroy, and kill with blatant disregard for future aspect. The male mindset that has been governing the globe lacks a clear future inclination and could lead the species to extinction if allowed to continue unabated<br /><br />What to do? Well, the distaff, on the other hand, at least live from month to future month much of their lives; a big improvement over the male day- to- day plodding vision. And on occasion the femmes live several months out ahead; nine months out to be exact. In this way the future can be somewhat sensed as existing beyond now and beyond a single generation.<br /><br />Is this then, a different way of viewing existence, of living along a different time line, what the human race sorely lacks? Orientation and planning with emphasis on the future rather than the temporal. Something that most females possess but which has been trivialized and disregarded in favor of what could be interpreted as male theft of the future for a specious patriarchy today.<br /><br /></strong><strong><span style="color:#000000;">There is likely no community on the planet where reversal or even lessening of current gender domination could take place in any meaningful way. In fact billions of people are expressly forbidden by theology to even contemplate such a transition. An advocacy of this notion might lead to excommunication, stoning, beheading or at least a banishment to the nearest desert for the audacity.<br /></span><br />So an arrangement that could possibly save the species from itself will have to await a post apocalyptic time. Not an ounce of power will be willingly ceded until civilization crashes around us. The example of a society which thrived far longer than any other known, with near equal female participation, the three thousand year track record of Ancient and Pharaonic Egypt is ignored as pagan and effeminate. Better to risk total cataclysm than to have <em>them</em> running the show.<br /></strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-68103514492663638022011-08-31T12:45:00.000-07:002011-08-31T13:04:29.127-07:00Our American Taliban<span style="color:#000000;">or/ </span><strong><span style="color:#000000;">There's Bed-Buggery Aboard
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<br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">Our holier-than-holy folk had been lagging behind in the race for big-time global religious zealotry; i.e. the 'Piety Derby', but no more. Our neo-Taliban will equal or surpass theirs any day now. Maybe the others are way out in front in discipline, doctrine and enforcement but we are catching up rapidly due to our superior technology and True Grit.
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<br /></em><span style="color:#000000;">Well, OK. That's not bad, not bad at all. But how about this?</span>
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<br /><p><strong><em>..."The Bible contains everything that they need to know in order to obtain salvation and to live a Christian life, and there are no deficiencies in Scripture that need to be filled with by tradition, pronouncements of the Pope, new revelations, or present-day development of doctrine."</em> <span style="color:#000000;">Wikipedia
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<br />Sorry, folks, you're not even in the ball game. That's limp. Not one word about pool tables, chess, masks, lobster, or nail polish. What about firecrackers? Jeez. oops. Jeepers. Unless the pace picks up in a hurry, there's no contest. What a shame to lose the race by default. Come on now. Ban something!
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<br />Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-63326673581059902772011-08-19T05:11:00.000-07:002011-08-19T08:35:38.433-07:00Sam, Sam, Wake up Sam! Save us!<strong><span style="color:#000000;">Promptly at 4 PM on April 9 ,1865 at Appomattox Courthouse the bucolic American Giant, known fondly as Sam, went for a short nap that lasted for 136 years. After four long years preserving the Union, Sam needed a rest. He stretched out across the countryside with his head among the old original colonies; his rump placed conveniently at the headwaters of the Mississippi (for the drainage you see, clever Giant), and his legs sprawled westward ho! across the prairies with his heels planted in L.A. and toes dangling almost to the Mexico line.
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<br /></span>Sam, like Gulliver before him, is plagued with Lilliputians but these cheeky, diminutive pests are known here as the 'Minions'. While Sam nods off, these Minions wreak havoc in his name. They are always careful to do their mischief abroad so as not to awaken the Giant. And mischief it is. Greedy little buggers, these Minions, can't seem to get enough little island getaways around the globe. Been collecting them since the War with Spain. And power hungry!; those nettlesome gits have been showing the flag around the world for two hundred years. What started in Tripoli on tiny warships has metastasized to hundreds upon hundreds of flagposts everywhere on Earth.
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<br />All things end and so did our exclusive export of mischief abroad. Abruptly. Our sleeping beauty was jarred out of almost a century and a half of slumber by a frightful racket almost under his left year. Sam had been using Central Park as a pillow for ages but on September 11, 2001 he was rudely awakened by the noise and smoke. The trusty Minions rushed to assure him all was well.
<br />"Go back to sleep, Sam", the Minions cooed. "We can handle it. We have ways". Sam should have stayed awake but old habits, and all that. No sooner had the old guy dozed off again; the bombing and invasions began in earnest.
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<br />We're into the tenth year now. Sam's still out cold. The Minions are running amok.
<br /><span style="color:#000000;">The place is a mess. Everybody hates the Minions and the country is broke from their excesses. What will it take to rouse him from his slumber and begin to take charge again? Sam, Sam, Wake up Sam! We need you, again.</span></strong><span style="color:#000000;">
<br />ibid</span>
<br />Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250478362617950.post-62279645358969686042011-08-06T06:09:00.000-07:002011-08-06T06:12:15.449-07:00Yet Another Bleak Doomer Scenario<strong><span style="color:#000000;">Are we destined to be the last generation of Americans to enjoy the life style we have been taught to expect and demand? The past five generations of Americans have, in the main,experienced an American Dream of comfortable retirement, adequate medical attention and the creature comforts that add years to life spans. Is it all coming to an end?<br /><br /></span>Will our decline, assuming it's already happening, continue as a gradual lowering to Second World status and, perhaps, then slowly diminish to an even lower permanent standard? This could, early on, mimic in many ways the collapse experience of Russia from the USSR to what it now has become. Russia pulled this off rather handily, possibly because life under the Commissars promised little and the Russkies had reduced expectations. Have we, on the other hand, grown to expect way too much from life, for way too long, to land gracefully?<br /><br />Among us are many who hope to avoid diminishing circumstances by investing in more durable symbols of wealth. Dr. Tom Burnett addresses that notion thusly:<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><em>"You may think you are going to get rich investing in silver and gold - or you may think you can protect your wealth by owning it - or you may think that people will stop accepting paper money and no one will be able to buy anything without it. All of that is nonsense.<br />The same people who stole the equity in your home and your retirement and have been shipping 50,000 manufacturing jobs a month overseas since 1999 are also stealing the last hope of individuals, ounce by ounce, by packaging gold and silver as something that will hold it's value and selling it to people as a hedge against loss. That's nonsense as well."<br /><br /></em></span>Burnett goes on to say:<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><em>"Here is the secret to the entire affair. This is what no one will tell you and what you won't believe even after I tell you. Precious metal dealers are in business to MAKE MONEY FOR THEMSELVES - not to provide for your future. If one of them thought for a New York minute that the actual VALUE (not the PRICE- there is a huge difference) was going to triple in a year or five years, they wouldn't sell it. EVER. They'd keep it. No one would sell a huge guaranteed profit if they could make more by doing nothing.<br />The mere fact they are willing to sell it to you means that your cash is more valuable than their metal."<br /><br /></em></span>If we remain in a gradual slide, perhaps early symptoms might show up in spasmodic delays in shipments of goods and food stuffs; perhaps, even, the total absence of commodities always available in the past. Certain roads or bridges may be in permanent detour because the funds are not available for repairs. One of these days, if you haven't made payment in advance for protection (shades of Ben Franklin), the local (private) fire company will arrive in time to watch your house burn down. And the Black Ops. minions, now warring for Uncle Sam, will war for you if you pay them enough.<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">This bleak doomer scenario gets much worse. If we don't have the resources, the energy or the expertise to continue to monitor tens of thousands of nuclear devices and installations and their waste products in perpetuity, survival for anyone will be dicey, at best. Either they are dealt with timely, while we are able, or they will deal with us someday. They are capable of our annihilation any old time, and time is on their side.</span></strong>Robert Magillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768002944826836257noreply@blogger.com0