Or...take off those funny hats, the party's over.
China anticipates having a surplus of millions of single men unable to find women because of the imbalance caused by gender preference. Fifty years of a one child per family policy has produced a bumper crop of...testosterone.
Good luck with that.
It's a fifties rerun in the Middle Kingdom and the cruisin' has begun. Picture this scene out of "Chinese Graffiti" where forty million single dudes in spanking new SUVs cruise endlessly trying to pick-up, get this, NO chicks! Now that they produce more cars than the US the bumper stickers could shout, "What's Good for Great Wall Motors is Good for China!".
The menu may soon include, after a too many Saturday nights of striking-out, a midnight road trip to Macao or maybe Hanoi, wherever joy, or at least, relief, may be freely purchased. "Donkey Show" to follow! Sensing the regime's Confucian bent, and allergy to civil unrest, it may soon send observers to Nevada to see first hand how "Bunny Ranches" can be made to flourish in the Gobi Desert.
All in all, the old guys who run things in Beijing should look around the world, especially here, to see where all this 'progress' might lead. Instead of benefiting from seeing where we stumbled they seem determined to end up the same way, broke and confused. Nobody ever learns, it's our charm as a species and may bury us yet.
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