The easy answer from the POV of the Planet Earth and all the other non-human inhabitants therein is a resounding, HELL NO! That would probably be the answer from the nearer portions of our solar system if able to respond. But we won't accept the easy answer. No indeed, that would be unfair. But ridding itself of the planet's single most diabolical scourge would have immediate healing effect upon all of Earth's systems and foster relief to its sundry other occupants. True, but we won't write off the species so easily. We will instead search diligently for redeeming qualities, from a planetary view point, of course.
Scanning...
Still scanning...
A hit!
**Good intentions offered in defense...rejected.
Scanning resumed..
Another hit!
**Chosen status and great piety declared as defense...rejected.
Scanning again (ever smaller potential for finding redeeming qualities anticipated)...
Hit!
** We make a lot of really great things...rejected.
Hit!
**Many very nice people live here...rejected. ' Very nice individuals' is not a species.
Scanning halted... History lesson.
A. Corpse count. 20th century. Violent human deaths. 250,000,000.
B. Extinction of neighboring species, human caused. Thousands, growing daily.
C. Irreparable damage to planet's substance. Ongoing.
D. Loss of estrus is no excuse for littering every inch of the planet with your
spawn.
E. Attempting to colonize space, bad idea. Look what happened here on Earth.
Scanning not resumed...
No remaining valid arguments for retaining human occupancy on planet Earth. Species deemed uneducable, hubris ridden, bloody minded. Danger to all life if
permitted to exist. Species is canceled. Extinction recommended.
SPECIAL NOTICE: APPEALS accepted up to, but not following, the next outrage perpetrated against the planet by that aforementioned species/or until extinction; whichever comes first.
signed: GAIA
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