The Brothers Karamazov
"Actually, people sometimes talk about man's 'bestial' cruelty, but that is being terribly unjust and offensive to the beasts..."
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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Nigerian Web Scam or April Fool's Gag?
A large impressive looking letter was received at our house addressed to Resident so naturally being the resident, we knew it was for us. It looked official enough bearing the message "Your Response Is Required By Law", which is what DMV always says. So we opened it.
It purported to be from the U.S. Census Bureau but the instructions, albeit with less garbled syntax, read like a Nigerian internet scam. The cover letter pleaded with us, keep in mind the date being March 15, 2010 to ..."complete and mail back the enclosed census form today". With pen firmly in hand I consulted the packet enclosed ready to begin as instructed.
Question 1. "How many people were living in this house,...on April 1, 2010?
Four pages later. "Thank you for completing your official 2010 Census form"
Needless to say, not being gifted with fore-sight I put down my pen and put aside the material to await April 1.
Well, a week later a postcard arrived. We knew right off we were the residents being sought out. This was from the big guy himself, Robert M. Grove Director U.S. Census Bureau. The director seemed concerned we hadn't as yet returned the completed survey. He said among other things,"If you have not responded, please provide your information as soon as possible". The card was dated March 22, 2010.
Those Nigerians in DC never give up. Their syntax is much improved but they still believe in occult powers apparently. I wonder if before April 1 arrives we'll get a personal visit wondering why our response is tardy?
Quoth the Raving
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Veni,Vedi,Vici
Julius Caesar
Veni,Vedi,Vici...Sidi ( I stuck around )
Uncle Sam
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....Zero Gravitas
Quoth the Raving
All I know, all any of us know, is what we're told.
...Zero Gravitas
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Quoth the Raving
If it walks like a depression, talks like a depression, and looks like a depression; it's a recovery.
...Zero Gravitas
Quoth the Raving
WHY IS THAT?
Full scale War in Korea; we called it a Police Action
Police Action in Iraq; we call it a War.
...Zero Gravitas
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Quoth the Raving
Ecology is an impending Black Swan quagmire therefore incorporation is anathema to Economists.
...Zero Gravitas
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Quoth the Raving
An incoming US President who does not immediately resign his office after having received eyes-only briefings of what's really going on is hopelessly co-opted or delusional.
....Zero Gravitas
Quoth the Raving
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We are now a nation of middlemen. What becomes of us if the center cannot hold?
....Zero Gravitas
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Quoth the Raving
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Why not use some of the red ink to make things Green?
....Zero Gravitas
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