The Brothers Karamazov
"Actually, people sometimes talk about man's 'bestial' cruelty, but that is being terribly unjust and offensive to the beasts..."
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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CASTING CALL: "Hell's A' Poppin' " (Revival) /
A.K.A. "2012 A.D., A Fantasy"
GENERAL NOTICE (Subject to change)
NOW Auditioning: Extras and Supers ONLY. After you are seen, please leave by the Street Exit.
Kindly be quiet and orderly; the Media is no longer interested in you. Use care
exiting the stage as the scenery and props have been in storage for four years.
Note: Moth-ball aroma is not life threatening. Thanks in advance for coming in. As always, " Don't call us, we'll call you."
ADVISORY
PRINCIPALS Auditions: POTUS Coming soon. Notice will be given.
Note: There is to be an Audition audience as well as a Dress Rehearsal audience in attendance. Be presentable and prepared; working script in hand. (The play is the same so any old script will do nicely).
Note: The final script will have provisions for some minor ad libbing but the acts, scenes and ending will be the same as usual. Of course, high drama and sincerity count, but keep the emoting and scenery gnawing to a minimum, please. Two lead characters will be cast as usual; POTUS and V-POTUS. The actors may differ from the last selection but be assured the roles are identical.
DIRECTORS NOTE:
Four years ago permission was granted to have the notion of "Change" expressed by the principal lead. Be advised this is no longer operative as it has confused the audience. In the future slogan selection will be confined to one with a remote plausibility of enactment.
***Professional support courtesy of Equity, SAG and AFTRA. PRINCIPALS are not union members.
Quoth the Raving
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Veni,Vedi,Vici
Julius Caesar
Veni,Vedi,Vici...Sidi ( I stuck around )
Uncle Sam
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....Zero Gravitas
Quoth the Raving
All I know, all any of us know, is what we're told.
...Zero Gravitas
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Quoth the Raving
If it walks like a depression, talks like a depression, and looks like a depression; it's a recovery.
...Zero Gravitas
Quoth the Raving
WHY IS THAT?
Full scale War in Korea; we called it a Police Action
Police Action in Iraq; we call it a War.
...Zero Gravitas
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Quoth the Raving
Ecology is an impending Black Swan quagmire therefore incorporation is anathema to Economists.
...Zero Gravitas
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Quoth the Raving
An incoming US President who does not immediately resign his office after having received eyes-only briefings of what's really going on is hopelessly co-opted or delusional.
....Zero Gravitas
Quoth the Raving
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We are now a nation of middlemen. What becomes of us if the center cannot hold?
....Zero Gravitas
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Quoth the Raving
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Why not use some of the red ink to make things Green?
....Zero Gravitas
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